Jesus Christ, what the smurfing smurf?

[WildRaubtier]

I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.

Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me

Kent is pretty much the absolute smurfing worst person at EoFF period

I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.

........... Yes... Do tell.

WildRaubtier> guys vaginas are gross
WildRaubtier> the only ones i've seen recently have been full of poo
Jiro> I don't even
Jiro> want to
Jiro> know that
Jiro> kent
Jiro> what the hell man
Jiro> I should kick you
Jiro> but you'd only return
Jiro> with more gross stuff
WildRaubtier> you have to peel back the labia just to clean it out
Jiro> what the smurf dude
WildRaubtier> oh there's worse still
Jiro> I don't think we need to know this
WildRaubtier> do you want to hear it anyway
Lone> no.
Jiro> not really
Jiro> no
Jiro> I think
Jiro> we can manage
Jiro> without this information
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> if I ever get curious
Jiro> I'll come and ask it
Jiro> but otherwise
Jiro> it'll be okay man
Jiro> you just
WildRaubtier> ok
Jiro> you just take care of business
Jiro> and we'll be here
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> without knowing
WildRaubtier> just ask what's worse then having to clean poop out of vaginas
WildRaubtier> when you're ready

Rantzien> what's worse than having to clean poop out of vaginas?
milliegoesbeep> ...
WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked pontus
milliegoesbeep> Ew
WildRaubtier> the worst part is all the white muck you see in there while doing it
WildRaubtier> which, the midwie assures me, is exactly what I think it is

Rantzien> what is it!?
Rantzien> what is the white stuff
Lone> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Rantzien> I gotta know man

WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked that too pontus
Jiro> oh god
Jiro> no
* Jiro dies
WildRaubtier> it's cum, or something close to it
Rantzien> Oh, that's weird
WildRaubtier> the midwife happily pointed out that she's getting off on her mother's hormones
Rantzien> lol
Rantzien> that's actually kind of hilarious

* Phil|Mobile (~philmobil@eyesonff-546A89C1.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #eoff
WildRaubtier> I ought repeat that for Phil's sake
Jiro> please spare him
Jiro> please
Jiro> he's seen her
Jiro> he's touched her
Jiro> he doesn't need to view her like that
Rantzien> He even grabbed her area