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    Smash ITT we share the worst puns we can think of

    You know, stuff that is so bad it will get you banned or at least drunk tanked.

    (SPOILER)A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France. The result? Linoleum Blownapart.

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    Get out.

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    oh peeg xD I lol'd

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    you'd better be careful, they'll stick your head on a Pike

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    They other day I told Psychotic he was living up to his name.

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    Could we please stick to good puns or wonderfully bad puns, rather than eye-wateringly troutty puns. xD

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    If you had listened to the FFVIII radio play I was involved in, you could hear a pretty bad pun.

    "They put the BAAAAD in Galbaaaaadia."

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson View Post
    Could we please stick to good puns or wonderfully bad puns, rather than eye-wateringly troutty puns. xD
    eye-wateringly troutty puns are the Quin-tessential example of good puns

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    I had a bowl of sarcasm this morning.

    It tasted IRON-Y


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    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    The punsibilities are expunential!

    The amount of humor in that was pun-y. I think I need to be punted.

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    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    What does a nosy pepper do?



    Get jalapeno business.

    Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.

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    I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest.

    Someone asked me if any one.

    I told them no pun in ten did.

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