ITT we share the worst puns we can think of

**Jiro** · 10-17-2012, 02:03 AM

Here.

**Heath** · 10-20-2012, 06:23 PM

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

**Raistlin** · 10-20-2012, 07:25 PM

Two guys walk into a bar. The first one asked for H2O. The second said "I'd like some H2O too."

The second man died.

**Agent Proto** · 10-20-2012, 07:45 PM

A string enters a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender refuses and says they don't serve to strings. The string is saddened by this news and leaves the bar. A few moments later, the string ties himself up and reenters the bar.

"Hey, are you that string that was here awhile ago?" The bartender asks.

"Nope." the string replies. "I'm a frayed knot."

**Quindiana Jones** · 10-20-2012, 07:58 PM

Since this thread now accommodates jokes...

A white horse walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of whiskey.

"Hah!" says the barman. "I've got one with your name on it!"

The horse looks at the man and says "What? Ed?"

**WildRaubtier** · 10-20-2012, 07:59 PM

Pierre, the french WW2 ace fighter pilot, meets a girl at a bar, and takes her back to his place. She tell him she likes oral! So she lays down and closes her eyes, at which point Pierre douses her lady bits in kerosene and lights her up, screaming "PIERRE WILL ONLY GO DOWN IN FLAMES."

**Heath** · 10-21-2012, 03:02 PM

Why did King Arthur and his knights use a round table? Because of Sir-cumference.

**Unbreakable Will** · 10-21-2012, 04:08 PM

No.
These aren't very punny.

**Cloudane** · 10-21-2012, 04:43 PM

Still Sazh-ing up this thread. Some of the punnage seems a bit Vanille-a.

**TrollHunter** · 10-21-2012, 05:23 PM

Let's get this back on track.
Two peanuts walked into a bar.....
one was asalted

**Raistlin** · 10-21-2012, 08:29 PM

This thread is full of Quin.

No, really, Quin posts too much. That Mr. Ed joke was terrible and he should be ashamed.

**Cloudane** · 10-21-2012, 09:09 PM

Just need a few more of a particular Viera in here and the thread will be Frantastic. We will be Vaan-ing all over her.

**Laddy** · 10-21-2012, 09:22 PM

I can row a boat, canoe?

Well, what side you row on?

Either oar.

My dad taught me that. He is the undispunted lord of puns.

**Shiny** · 10-21-2012, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

I am so going to print that out and put that on the printer at work.

**Jinx** · 10-22-2012, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by Shiny

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

I am so going to print that out and put that on the printer at work.

I first saw this on a printer at the hospital.

Also: Bob Marley = Black James Franco with dreads?

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