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    I couldn't stop thinking the exact same thing, Sam.

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    Actually I think you'll fine James Franco = white Bob Marley without dreads

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    Well, winter is coming. Can't wait for spring, it'll be such a re-leaf.

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    Hah! I like that pun. It's true, as well as awful.

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    Woo! Though that particular pun, like a traditional German Christmas cake, is stollen.

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    Last week I had to help deliver white goods to someone's house, across a flooded area.

    Like a fridge over troubled water...

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    I don't have any puns, but some of these are hilarious.


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    I don't have any puns, but this video is swimming in them.


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    What does The Sixth Sense have in common with Titanic?

    I'm not even going to give you the answer. You'll figure it out. I hope. Also, you don't want me to crack out genuinely original self-created puns. You don't want me to revive... that pun.
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    (SPOILER)Icy dead people...

    Aw, now I'm curious.



    Speaking of made up. I was thinking of branching out into tree puns, maybe even leafing behind the roots of this thread. But unless I'm barking up the wrong tree, I've run out of them. Maybe some tree photos would be good for inspiration, but I'm on work's computer and there are no photos in the system.

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    Your father is Russian, your mother is Russian, your sister is Russian, but you're in no hurry.

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    I was asked if I'd like to meet Juan's twin brother, but didn't see much point to it. Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloudane View Post
    I was asked if I'd like to meet Juan's twin brother, but didn't see much point to it. Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
    Similarly, once you've seen a shopping center...

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