Accidentally Offensive

[Jinx]

My boss after me showering for the first time in several days: "NICE HAIR WASH"

She legitmately meant it as a compliment but I felt like she was calling me out for having greasy hair before

Why didn't you shower?

[Quindiana Jones]

Because she's a skank.

[Shorty]

Because I was too busy down at the nudist hippy commune dancing in the moonlight.

edit: also because I'm a skank.

[Quindiana Jones]

Like I said.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I've had a few older people (anywhere from like 30+) ask if the university caters to people like them. They often phrase it in a way that makes themselves sound old or whatever. I don't usually pay enough attention to how they phrase it so I end up saying "Yeah of course!" and they feel like I'm just validated their suggestion that they're old and decrepit. On the plus side, they'll be dead soon so I don't have to feel guilty for long, right?

As I'm currently going back to school, about to turn 32, and apparently about to die and crumble to dust, all of this.

[~*~Celes~*~]

my grandma used to say "that shirt makes you look thinner" gee thanks -_- though she used to tell me all the time that I'm fat because she was told by her shrink that it's "unhealthy to hold such thoughts in"

[drotato]

A while back, when I was still pregnant, I was talking with a guy I crushed on for a while. He said, "Man you were so hot last year, I'm so glad we're finally talking."


My response, "..... Wait, last year?"

[Cloudane]

my grandma used to say "that shirt makes you look thinner" gee thanks -_- though she used to tell me all the time that I'm fat because she was told by her shrink that it's "unhealthy to hold such thoughts in"

Hah, my grandma does exactly the same things, bless her. The irony being she's not exactly thin and light herself.

[Cuchulainn]

I'm never offensive accidentally.

[Unbreakable Will]

A while back, when I was still pregnant, I was talking with a guy I crushed on for a while. He said, "Man you were so hot last year, I'm so glad we're finally talking."


My response, "..... Wait, last year?"

I usually end up being quiet in conversations people randomly start with me at work, making me look like an uninterested dick when really I just get caught off guard that someone is attempting to speak to me. People at my work are usually so busy we don't talk.

[Futan]

I just remembered one. I've had 3 people tell me that I remind them of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. All 3 times I was just silent in response. Still really have no idea how to take that. Lol.

[Jinx]

my grandma used to say "that shirt makes you look thinner" gee thanks -_- though she used to tell me all the time that I'm fat because she was told by her shrink that it's "unhealthy to hold such thoughts in"

Hah, my grandma does exactly the same things, bless her. The irony being she's not exactly thin and light herself.

My grandma told me dark hair makes me look like a slut.

[Pumpkin]

I once told my boyfriend that now that I'm used to his arms, they seem bigger. I meant it as a compliment. He still hasn't let me live it down.

[Cuchulainn]

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I once told my boyfriend that now that I'm used to his arms, they seem bigger. I meant it as a compliment. He still hasn't let me live it down.

u sure u didnt say balls by mistake?

[Quindiana Jones]

I once told my boyfriend that now that I'm used to his arms, they seem bigger. I meant it as a compliment. He still hasn't let me live it down.

I honestly have no idea what anyone could possibly mean by saying that. xD