Ok, go.
Bonus for hilarious/specific/hilariously specific questions.
EDIT: Rule: Don't make it obscure as buggery. I leave it to your own intuition what obscurity means. As a general rule however, if you decide upon a person by searching through the Member List, then your answer is obscure as buggery. xD
Also, The Man gets 1,500 points for almost demonic perseverance and almost god-like patience.