I can tell some lies.
I'm ashamed to say that while a horrible liar online, I am a terrific liar in the real world.
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How do we know that's not a lie?
Yes you do
no one has seen through me yet afaik
I see through you, rob, but I love you anyway.
It's okay for you to come clean. This is a safe place.
I'm good at telling "white" lies it seems. A large portion of my day is spent telling the truth, but not the whole truth, to cover up mistakes someone else has made. Well maybe that's not lieing, but at the very least bulltroutting through my teeth!
ok
i'm actually not from Denmark
that was hard
I dunno, maybe I'm alright? I try not to lie about things.
I never lie.
If I lie it's a white lie because I am terrible at lying otherwise.
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