Dat 'wich

[Aulayna]

To be fair white bread goes better with Ham and the like but a nice wholemeal goes so much better with Tuna and is godly for a BLT.

[Madame Adequate]

Are you claiming that white bread is superior? Because that is essentially saying you'd like to eat styrofoam.

I'm saying I'd rather eat something edible over something that is not.

[Shorty]

But darling, styrofoam isn't edible at all!

[Quindiana Jones]

Hey there, blimpie boy. Blimping oh so blimpily.

Hux is a fool of a Took.

[Madame Adequate]

But darling, styrofoam isn't edible at all!

I agree, styrofoam is an incredibly generous way to characterize brown bread. Baked poop might be closer.

[Shorty]

You are the worst xD

[Quindiana Jones]

It's like he hit his head and became demondude, or something.

[Unbreakable Will]

Or Huxley has been DD this whole time.

Also, pumpernickel bread is fantastic.

[Jiro]

What's wrong with white bread? You people are insane. There's a reason white bread is often called sandwich bread. Duh.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yes, there's also a reason some people mistake bleach for syrup and proceed to cover their ice cream in it.

Because some people are stupid.

[Araciel]

Bread is a conveyance for the meat and cheese. Those of you obsessing over it are missing the point of sandwiches.

[Quindiana Jones]

You've lived a joy deprived life if you cannot understand the appreciation for good bread.

[Araciel]

I've had awesome bread.

It's akin to finding an awesome penny. It's still just a smurfing penny.

[Quindiana Jones]

If that is your opinion, then you have not found any awesome bread.

[Jiro]

I can see his point though. The real thing of importance is the meat of the sandwich, if you take my meaning.