I would not enjoy management.
I would not enjoy management.
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do-ing my taxes
guys it's ok I got this...
Ironing.
End of discussion no matter what the smurf you do if you gotta stand around, break the ironing board and iron out you're guaranteed to have a bad time.
Actually Iceglow, your wrong. Sure ironing is boring as hell, but I can think of something else, much much worse.
Dying. Now that has to be terrible!
No, no fairly certain that death is preferable to ironing.Originally Posted by Formalhaut
I've personally not died at all so I can't compare it.
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I've never ironed before so I don't know.
To be fair, I don't think anyone here has died, unless they've gone through a near - death experience.
I've died many times and have been resurrected in a new form. Psychotic has been killing me a lot recently. I'm quite happy with my current reincarnation, though; it's very festive.
A part of me died when my brother died. Also *snip* Also, when I had to move away from beloved cousin in Clear Lake. Also, when her father died. Also, when my first girlfriend moved away... and then she came back and told me she was getting married... after her friend had been murdered... after she (my ex) had been rufied (and the implication of what followed) at a party. *snip* Also, when my uncle shot himself. Also, when my mom's friend (just like 4-5 years older than me), whom I had a crush on, revealed she was a lesbian.
Anyway, I don't like listening. I don't like studying. I don't like being friends with idiots or, worse, idiots who think they're geniuses, or worse still, geniuses who are idiots because they're geniuses (Sheldon Cooper). I don't like humoring kids or old people. I don't like trying to talk to hippies who don't know they're hippies (anyone who uses pot and dresses in embarrassing clothes they think look good). I don't like touching jellyfish.
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Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I don't like feeling trapped; which I do feel right now.
I think you possibly trumped my comment of working.
Cannot stand ironing!
I was telling an online-friend this not so long ago and he's all "so why the smurf do you do it?" and can't seem to understand that at least around here, wearing wrinkled clothes looks, well, scruffy.. and probably wouldn't go down well for the formal attire required at work
Yes with some garments you can get away with hanging them up and air drying them (if you have the space) but not all.
Oh my. I want to give you a hug.
Hope life treats you better in the years to come.
I enjoy ironingyou don't appreciate the finer things in life.
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Things I Don't Like smurfing:<ul><li>dead people</li><li>manure</li><li>Cameron Diaz</li></ul>
To go with Halloween:
I don't like trick or treating. I never have. When I was a little girl I would go to like two houses and get bored of knocking on strangers doors and asking them to give me candy. I don't even like candy that much. I like chocolate. I would rather pay $1 for a chocolate bar than go trick or treating. Plus I would get so sick of it after Halloween. But usually whoever was taking care of me at the time would make me do a few streets before I was allowed to go home. Also trick or treating in Ottawa as a little girl usually involved wearing a coat over my costume and ruining it anyway.
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