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[Cuchulainn]

You can do better than that, Bert.

Cuch, conversely, cannot, so I'll do it for him:

In the beginning there was nothing, not even time
No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme

Then, in an apotheosis of light and fire, I arrived, raining destruction like a monsoon of blood and death; a harbinger of Armageddon; the very avatar of the End of Days.

None know from whence I came nor wherefore, but the forums would never be the same. Wherever there may be buttersnap troutsmurfery, wherever there be self-important wankers, yea indeed, wherever there may be those who think they are hot trout but are actually just trout, threre you'll find me, unleashing the furious phosphorescent wrath of a billion suns until at last, balance is restored to the Universe, God's in His Heaven, and all's right with the world.

Cuch is going to have such a hate infarction when he reads this

au contraire. This does not entirely displease me. However, I'm aware that that was not your intention so you're still an over-qualified connoisseur of manberries. Next time I'll cut your face.