I don't even think I have anything I could use as a weapon beside a butcher knife at close-range.
I don't even think I have anything I could use as a weapon beside a butcher knife at close-range.
Further proof that women are weak. For their own safety, we must sacrifice the majority of them and keep the pretty ones in mating herds.
Step up to my knife, Quin, and see how weak I am
lolol you don't DOWNLOAD porn anymore.
Also I already have a multitool attached to me at most times...
Get back in your stable, woman, or I'll run you down. HI HO, SILVER!Originally Posted by Shorty
Step up to my knife, Quin, and see how weak I am
Hella lot easier to download it once than stream it every time, guy! XD
Araciel just uses his multi-tool for all his porning needs.
You keep a horse in your house?
I'd grab my dick and run.
Yes. You never know when the womenfolk will try to escape.
I would empty out our medicine drawer, taking with me the stash of antibiotics that I have cleverly procured but not used during various illnesses JUST IN CASE I NEEDED IT FOR AN APOCALYPSE.
Yeah...if everything gets wiped out, you might have to eat people to survive.
An umbrella- in case of meteor showers...
Well actually I have a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife >.>Ladies don't keep tools or duct tape or axes or katanas or even golf clubs, Vivi.
My bad ass actual-blacksmith-made katana my marine friend gave me before he shipped out. Tsunami, earthquake or zombie apocalypse? No matter, I'll hack through what the smurf ever is in my path.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Fare thee well, Quin. It was nice knowing thee. A flock of angels see thee to thy rest.
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