My previous roommate was a piece of trout who ended up disappearing after owing me, the landlord and the energy company a bunch of money.

Right now I live in a very comfortable arrangement. Living in a great apartment, getting along with all my flatmates. We cook and have dinner together most days of the week and we go out on trips together. Don't think I could've asked for a better deal (well except for also smurfing the girls living here. That would be the ultimate package).