Quote Originally Posted by Lockharted View Post
I heard the 'nice' housemate being nasty about me last night.

Take note guys, don't be bitching about your housemate when her room is on the ground floor, and her bedroom door is open!

I heard my housemates bitching bout my lack of social interaction within the house lately the other week in much the same situation, I walked out in to the lounge and was like "Look I can hear this discussion and frankly whilst I'm not the sort to take offence at most things, you probably ought to know that discussing me behind my back is the one sure fire way to smurf things between us up. If you have problems then come talk to me about them." I wouldn't mind but my door is thin enough and they're loud enough I don't even need the door open.

As for nightmare housemates. Well tbh aside from the current ones being disappointed I don't go out partying more with them or sitting around chatting trout (bear in mind they all work 9 - 5 mon - fri jobs and earn a min of 20 - 30k a year salaries I work shift and earn closer to 15k a year) they're actually a nice group. Though we did have 2 guys who lived here previously we all hated, one Ron was an indian guy who liked to do cocaine. Though none of us particularly liked him from the off because he was trying too hard to impress us we gave him a fair chance to be a decent housemate, the final straw came all too quickly though when he believed himself to be getting some from this Polish girl he invited to stay with him for the week. This girl Beata decided from the moment she laid eyes on me that it was me she wanted to get it on with. I didn't do anything to work on it but the fact that I actually can speak some Polish and wasn't actually scaring her by being off my face on cocaine at the time probably helped some. Ron flipped out when he saw her kiss me later that night, kicking her when she went to take her things out of his room. I had him arrested for assault and possession of a class A substance before I decided to put him in a hospital bed and then had him evicted merely weeks later for the incident. We also had Lucio who was in his later years, why he decided to move in to a shared house with 4 20-somethings I don't know however he repeatedly pissed us off by complaining that he wasn't receiving enough signal in his room on the internet to the point that I informed him since it's in my name and not the land-lord's it's an amenity not a right in the house and I would gladly cover his share of the internet myself and denied him access. He complained to the landlord about that for about a month and a half whilst I outright said to the landlord that until he'd learnt his lesson I would accept no money from him and no service would be received. Lucio then tried to demand I pay him his lost income I told him to in no uncertain terms get on his knees and make like a circus seal. Lucio repeatedly even after I finally relented and allowed him internet access again complained and eventually I caught him smoking in his room (against the tennancy agreement and house rules) twice. I at that point apparently intimidated him enough that he left the house moving out without giving the landlord notice so lost his deposit too.

When I was younger and dating my ex, Ewa we lived in a house in East London for 6 months, the house was split with a fair few people there was us two, Aga (who worked with Ewa and was arguably the hotter of the two and tried numerous times to steal me on grounds of I was going out with Ewa), Monica and Monika (Monika was the hotter one of these two, liked to go around in a silk kimono dressing gown which didn't cover her nudity much) and the last room was Raphael and Innes (the only other guy in the house who was a dumb smurfer and his obese walrus of a girlfriend who looked like a Gommorrean slaver). Innes and Raphael did not get along with us, Monica and Monika basically flip-flopped between people more often than Mitt Romney did in the electoral race and Aga and Ewa loved to hate one another because Ewa believed Aga wanted everything she had on mere grounds of she had it (tbf she wasn't exactly wrong going on the few plays Aga made for me, paper thin walls and "accidentally" walking naked to the bathroom without a towel on when I'm about to leave/enter the room? yeah...) After Aga went home to Poland (which for me was a shame, I actually got along with Aga, wonder why lol) Monika moved in to her boyfriends place and we were left dealing with people we hated and who hated Ewa. I had a fight on Christmas day with one of them (Raphael) and on the 3rd of Jan we had moved having found a place literally days before Christmas. I spiked every last bit of food in that place and the kettle and the pans with laxatives, I also put itching powder on all the clean laundry in the house and on the sofa's and other soft furnishings around. I got revenge on those smurfers good apparently they were sick and itching for weeks (Ewa's boss was the landlord of the property)