Dear Americans

[Citizen Bleys]

Disgruntled Americans threaten to move to Canada after Obama victory | Canada Politics - Yahoo! News Canada

Dear Americans threatening to move to Canada because your guy lost your election,

We don't want you.

Love,

Canada.

Seriously, if I can put up with 13 years of that smug, smegma-slurping sphincter Chrétien, a country with a term cap can suck it up and soldier on.

On the other hand, since this time (Unlike when the other side did the same thing after Dubya won) the majority of the would-be emigrées are fundamentalist psychopaths, might I suggest Iran? Mahmoud I'mmadatmydad reportedly likes that kind of person passing well.

[Quindiana Jones]

I loved the response they got from Australia. xD

It's worth noting that I think moving away from America is a wonderful idea and I wish you would all do it.

[CimminyCricket]

It kills me that people can be so ridiculously stupid.

[Futan]

What if I'm considering it because I like your country better? Am I still not welcome? :/

[Jiro]

Australians don't want them either. The bogans can go with them and form their own super conservative paradise somewhere under the ocean.

[Bolivar]

Not all obama opposers are "fundamentalist psychopaths." Some just happen to like hockey

The Jalapeno popper crowd is going to Mexico, I hear.

[Pike]

The problem with this joke is that sites will go around listing "LOOK AT ALL THESE TWEETS FROM STUPID PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA LOL" and then you go to those actual people's twitter accounts and 99% of them were obviously joking. But everyone takes it seriously and then the jokers get hammered with abusive tweets.

Yes I'm a party pooper.

[Shlup]

You'll take them! You'll take them and you'll like it!

[The Man]

It always cracks me up when people threaten to move to places with universal health care because Obama expanded our government's involvement in health care.

[Shorty]

Tags and tags of disgruntled mormons up in arms all over my facebook feed threatening to move to Canada. I stirred that pot and it was glorious.

[Laddy]

Would you take me, Canada?

[Pumpkin]

....I like Canada .

[Shorty]

You can never go back. You're one of us now.

[Jiro]

Best tweet of the year:

[Laddy]

Don't let anyone ever try to convince you America is not a nation of blithering idiots.