Ciddies XXIII: For Your Consideration

[Loony BoB]

He's on a mission to overtake my postcount, and he should have it done in under two years at this rate. Good on 'im.

[Jiro]

I also wonder why over 25% of Jiro's posts have been made in the last 6 months...

I am starting to stride out in my race to the top of the poster leaderboard. I've only been getting stronger and stronger. The Ciddies are actually an excellent time to build a post count when you have to post every time you take and write a speech It's not my fault you give me all of these opportunities!

Only at a 4.7% rate, you spam whore.

Wes you asshat. I don't make obvious posts just begging for rep like you do! Besides, the value of my rep is much higher than yours anyway. The people who award me rep are the people whose opinions are superior to everybody else's! Not, as you might accuse me of, just because they rep me; it's purely a coincidence that the best EoFFers are the ones that end up repping me. You know who you all are.

How do you manage 5917 posts in just six months? There aren't enough threads. >>

You can't see the RSL Memorial Forum, nor the secret foras. There are enough threads in there, believe you me. Ask too many questions and you'll never get to see them though. Keep your head down and I'll see if I can't help you out

He's on a mission to overtake my postcount, and he should have it done in under two years at this rate. Good on 'im.

Only two years until freedom.

[Rantz]

Is that total rep or number of posts that got rep? If it's the former, then percentage is a poor way to display a ratio, as it suggests the latter (not that it'll help my cause any ).

It's total rep. And no it's not a poor way. Sod off and stop being so picky or I'll cut your knackers off with a chainsaw.

Also, Rantz's list has different post counts than BoB's list. What gives?

Dunno when he started his, but mine started on 16/06/2012 which is the date that voting began on the last Ciddies.

I just took today's date - 6 months. These aren't meant to show exact figures anyway, just to give a decent overview that can help with picking out nominees.

[Quindiana Jones]

I was really smug and happy about my 10.4%, then I continued on down the list and my e-peen quickly unturgified.

Also, holy unnecessarily long exclamation! The Ciddies have already begun?! I'm so excited.

[Heath]

Poor Award Guy. He brings us such joy and gets no rep. Clearly he must win most underrated member!

[Jinx]

I knew Dak, Sarah, and I would make top three.

But goddamn, Dak. Like, YOU HARDLY ARE AROUND THESE DAYS HOW DID YOU I DON'T EVEN HOW DID YOU BEAT ME JESUS smurfING

[Jowy]

nine point nine.

you people don't appreciate the comedy gold i regularly serve you on a silver platter with platinum silverware. :aimcry:

[Goldenboko]

nine point nine.

you people don't appreciate the comedy gold i regularly serve you on a silver platter with platinum silverware. :aimcry:

Translation:
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[Jiro]

I knew Dak, Sarah, and I would make top three.

But goddamn, Dak. Like, YOU HARDLY ARE AROUND THESE DAYS HOW DID YOU I DON'T EVEN HOW DID YOU BEAT ME JESUS smurfING

I work in mysterious ways. This is my one true calling. The end of days are calling, soon I will sail away into the West.

[Del Murder]

For your consideration: Of all the EoFF couples, only one got married this year and only one makes great tacos (hint they are the same couple).

[Quindiana Jones]

Maybe so, Del, but another has Pike in it and we all know how popular she is, for some reason.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

You know what's missing in this thread? ChatStats! So I put some together for 16/06/2012 through to now. Here you go!

#eoff statistics created by Loony BoB (with a little help from mIRCStats v1.22

[Shorty]

For your consideration: Of all the EoFF couples, only one got married this year and only one makes great tacos (hint they are the same couple).

You would go with tacos. Tacos are easy!

A certain American-Swedish couple will whore out steaks for votes.

[Rantz]

I will sell my body for Cutest Couple nominations and votes.

[Jiro]

Wow I'm second highest chat spammer. How did Shorty even beat me?