Crumpets.
I love crumpets, nice and hot from the toaster, slathered in butter with a bit of soft cheese on the top.
Heavenly!
I've been having them for breakfast this week.
So, what do you usually have for breakfast?
YEEEEY FOR ANOTHER FOOD THREAD!
Crumpets.
I love crumpets, nice and hot from the toaster, slathered in butter with a bit of soft cheese on the top.
Heavenly!
I've been having them for breakfast this week.
So, what do you usually have for breakfast?
YEEEEY FOR ANOTHER FOOD THREAD!
I usually have either crumpets covered in butter, or a cream cheese bagel along with some weetabix and a coffee.
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Crumpets are fantastic. They seem to go mouldy REALLY fast though. So I eat them quickly![]()
Crumpets are ridiculously awesome. I tend to have mine with raspberry jam on them...
I want some now.
Hot butter crumpets are as delicious as their name is sexy.
I have no idea what Crumpets are.
Look like pancakes, but they look so delicious!
We should change our name to Eyes on Food Fantasies.
I'm sporadic with breakfast. Sometimes I don't eat it at all, sometimes I'm fat and lazy and order a breakfast burrito at the cafe downstairs. Sometimes I'm healthy and eat strawberries and blackberries and peanut butter toast.
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