Another time travel thread

[Futan]

I'd tell myself to buy a bunch of Apple stock. If Family Guy has taught me anything, it's that preventing a disaster often leads to an even worse disaster.

I'm glad I'm not the only greedy bastard here! Even just a grand spent when it was $1.375(all-time low) would turn into over half a million if sold at it's all-time high.

[Mirage]

I wouldn't want to change important parts of history unless I had one of Farnsworth's "what if..." machines. Soooo... yeah, I'd send my past self the winning numbers of some lottery with a really smurfing huge jackpot.

[Tigmafuzz]

Make several copies of Theodore Roosevelt, and freeze them until such a time as they are needed.

[Quindiana Jones]

Teddy Roosevelt is always needed.

[Unbreakable Will]

I would cause the writers of FF7 to rename Cloud "Whiny Bitch".