Let's say something impossible happens...

[Shorty]

Let's say something impossible happens for which you have no proof. You see a UFO. A ghost. The Loch Ness monster. The face of god.

Whatever it is you see would only make you sound crazy if you ever disclosed your encounter. Would you try to tell others about it and try convince others of what you had seen? Or would you realize how crazy you sound and keep it to yourself? If you did decide to tell someone, who would be the first person you go to?

I probably wouldn't be able to contain myself. Rantz would just call me crazy, so I'd call my sister first.

[Jiro]

I would tell Shorty. I would say, "Remember that time you made a thread about impossible things that nobody would believe? I saw something unbelievable."

[Laddy]

I would tell it to smurf off.

[Pheesh]

I would tell my mum cause she is the perfect blend of constantly stoned, crazy and super supportive. Her believing me would do absolutely nothing for my credibility though.

[Quindiana Jones]

I would take clear evidence of its occurrence to act as proof.

[Night Fury]

I would keep it to myself and take it to my grave.

I don't want to be that crazy lady on the bus talking about monsters, okay?

[Faris]

I would tell the internet because everyone would believe me. Everyone believes the crazy things they read on the internet!

[Chris]

People don't believe half of the stuff that I tell them, so what else is new. That doesn't stop me from keeping telling them, though. Honestly though, I tell people everything, but it's up to them whether or not if they choose to believe me.

[Bubba]

I wouldn't tell anyone. Not after last time.

Not after I told JK Rowling about my experiences at a magical boarding school and she went on to earn £600 Million for telling the world about it. I wondered why she kept asking me loads of questions...

[Mirage]

How is sighting an UFO impossible? I sure am not able to correctly identify everything I see in the sky.

Technicalities aside, I probably wouldn't tell people unless I managed to dig up any sort of evidence.

[Sephex]

I would talk about it to close people, but that's about it. I would be too paranoid of being locked up or something if I tried to spread the news wide.

[Psychotic]

Honest to god, true smurfing story. I was at a party with EoFF's Iceglow and he got laid. Not making this up. I heard it. This is genuinely a thing that happened, I am not just bulltroutting for the sake of this thread, I legitimately had this experience.

She was Polish, mind you.

[Bubba]

She was Polish, mind you.

Furniture polish?

[Psychotic]

Shoe.

[Bubba]

She was Polish, mind you.

Furniture polish?

Shoe.

The kinky bastard.