Del's right. I just edited in commentary for my predictions. Surprisingly fun.
Del's right. I just edited in commentary for my predictions. Surprisingly fun.
Categories
1. Best Member
Jiro
Out on the mean streets of Eizon, everyone knows his name.
2. Best Male
Jiro
Quantity must mean quality at some point, right? ...Right?
3. Best Female
Pike
Nyah.
4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz
More notorious than a brothel house by the docks.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Vivi22
He is popular, I guess? Regular members usually do not see moderator logs.
6. Best Editor
Jiro
We all know him, even if we do not read articles.
7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Ouch!
He has done something recently...maybe?
8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
Old and prominent, just like--*shot by sniper*
9. Best Regular
Clo
It is a woman, we vote for woman, right?
10. Best Newbie
Tifa's Boobs
Sex has an appeal.
11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
They will not be content until he is de-troused.
12. Sexiest Female
Agrias
Posts in the photo thread, unlike Fujiko.
13. Cutest Male
Jiro
No one understands the difference.
14. Cutest Female
Lockharted
Everything is going according to keikaku*. *Keikaku means plan.
15. Best Custom Rank
Psychotic
Violence has its appeal?
16. Best Avatar
The Man
I did not even look at his a--oooh, Watson.
17. Best Signature
Shiny
First, her signature. Then, the world.
18. Best Artist
black orb
This one time, he drew this big thing, and yeah.
19. Best Writer
Pike
Objectively, this might be true.
20. Best Poster
Jiro
Like acne on a teenager, it is impossible to get away from him.
21. Best #eoff Chatter
Parker
Call it my gut feeling. ...I have no gut feeling.
22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Raistlin
For the XIVth time, do not make me explain this.
23. Best Thread
Bad label placement.
Is this a crass choice? I bet it is the crass choice.
24. Best Post
Bad label placement.
Let us play for doubles.
25. Nicest Member
Pike
When was the last time she griped about you?
26. Evilest Member
Cuchulainn
Everyone needs a bad guy and a bad boy is like the same thing.
27. Funniest Member
DK
Going to pretend I know he did the label thread post thing.
28. Weirdest Member
Citizen Bleys
Shakespeare-quoting and Latin-posting weirdo.
29. Most Missed Member
Demondude
Ha ha, my friends, because Jaffar is not on the list, ha ha ha.
30. Most Influential Member
Jiro
Like an infestation on Chau Sara, it is hard not to notice this guy.
31. Most Mysterious Member
Christmas
I bet she really is blue.
32. Most Underrated Member
Jowy
Always a fun guy, right?
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Wolf Kanno
Ha ha, who reads the lower fora? Neither do you.
34. Most Helpful Member
Goldenboko
Going out on a limb here; help me out.
35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Getting married is pretty cute if you think serious is cute.
Most Likely To...
36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Raistlin
He writes things. Might as well get another shiny title for it.
37. Get Banned
Peegee
Did he not recently get banned? It could be permanent next, right?
38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Lockharted
The tried and true Pretty Woman vote.
39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris
Everyone wants to say Iceglow, but Faris is too perfect.
40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
He would do it first because it would sound funny, then find out it was not funny. Then he would do it while being sullen.
41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Shorty
Does she even like nature? Does she know what a plant is?
42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow
He plays a lot of children's card games.
43. Be loyal to a fault
Del Murder
Mistake number one: getting married.
44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Loony BoB
Secretly, we all want law, order, and arbitrary nonsense.
45. Believe Ondore's lies
Shorty
I bet you she does not even know what an Ondore is.
46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
DK
Does it already. Checkmate, athiests.
47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Rantz
Be honest, you could not picture any of the others not being selfish, except for Laddy, and he is too gay to sacrifice himself unless it was for another man specifically.
48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon
She is, like, the Punch God or something. I cannot imagine swords take more imagination.
49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke
Tempting to say Vivi22, but if you know blackmage_nuke, you know a glass cannon when you see one.
50. Get Together
Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs
Cheap, sexist vote that caters to male fantasies.
Phew! Just dodged that bullet
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Oh all right then.. I still won't win.
The Predictions
1. Best Member
Jiro
2. Best Male
Jiro
3. Best Female
Faris
4. Best Admin/Developer/Tech Admin
Goldenboko
5. Best Cid's Knight
Pike
6. Best Editor
Jiro
7. Best Recognised Staff/Former Staff
Agent Proto
8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
9. Best Regular
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
10. Best Newbie
Lockhearted
11. Sexist Male
Levian
12. Sexist Female
Tifa's Boobs
13. Cutest Male
Happy Noodle Boy
14. Cutest Female
Christmas
15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
16. Best Avatar
Quinter Wonderland
17. Best Signature
Quinter Wonderland
18. Best Artist
Nikki
19. Best Writer
Jiro
20. Best Poster (Crapshoot really)
Psychotic
21. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark
22. Best Blogger/Article Writer (It was the only award I thought I'd be nommed for...)
Psychotic
23. Best Thread
The flower girl I used to know
24. Best Post
The flower girl I used to know
25. Nicest Member
Christmas
26. Evilest Member
Psychotic
27. Funniest Member
Rantz
28. Weirdest Member (crapshoot really)
Old Manus
29. Most Missed Member
Demondude
30. Most Influencial Member
Jiro
31. Most Mysterious Member
Cuchulainn
32. Most Underrated Member
Shauna
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fan-girl (crapshoot really)
Jessweeee
34. Most Helpful Member
Jiro
35. Cutest Couple (crapshoot really)
Del Murder & Miriel
36. MLT Be The Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Quinter Wonderland
37. MLT Get Banned (crapshoot really)
Award Guy
38. MLT Win A Ciddie For The Very First Time
Lockhearted
39. MLT Give It All Up To Become A Cross-Dressing Pirate
Faris
40. MLT Put On A Clown Costume And Destroy The World (crapshoot really)
Bunny
41. MLT Start An Eco-Terroism Cell (crapshoot really)
The Man
42. MLT Be The Triple Triad's Ace
Ultima Shadow
43. MLT Be Loyal To A Fault
Jiro
44. MLT Be A Physical Manifestation Of Our Collective Imagination (crapshoot really)
Loony BoB
45. MLT Believe Ondore's Lies
Miriel
46. MLT Make Disturbingly Erotic Grunts Whenever Doing Everyday Tasks
Tifa's Boobs
47. MLT Sacrifice Him/Herself To Save The World
Jiro
48. MLT Be Fighter
Jowy
49. MLT Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke
50. MLT Get Together (crapshoot really)
Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs
There, satisfied Jiro?
Nice to see people think my boy is gonna win himself some ciddies this year.
WHY NOT
1. Best Member
Jiro
I'm surprised to see no Psychotic and no Tifa's Boobs. I'm going with Jiro as the safe bet cause everyone loves him. I can see myself in a distant second but honestly I wasn't as active these last six months as I was when I swept last time.
2. Best Male
Citizen Bleys
A ton of strong contenders, I don't see any one person sweeping. Gonna go with Bleys cause why not?
3. Best Female
Tifa's Boobs
She's been super visible this time around, I'll be really surprised if she doesn't take this one.
4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Del Murder
Murd has got the diehard fans.
5. Best Cid's Knight
Pike
For no other reason than I think all the well-deserved votes for Shorty and Vivi22 are going to split and leave space open for me. Seriously though they both deserve it more than I do.
6. Best Editor
Jiro
Could also go to Freya but Jiro is always the safe bet.
7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
Everyone's favorite most visible RM/FS.
8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
Some strong contenders here; gonna go with Bleys again because everyone loves or hates him, and the people who hate him actually secretly love him.
9. Best Regular
Melissaur
As Murd was saying she somehow wins this EVERY YEAR, you'd think she'd be in the veteran category by now
10. Best Newbie
Tifa's Boobs
Lockharted is the dark horse.
11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
Cause yeah.
12. Sexiest Female
Lockharted
I have a feeling about this.
13. Cutest Male
Jiro
Again, cause yeah.
14. Cutest Female
Shorty
Seriously cute <3
15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
Tends to be the favorite here.
16. Best Avatar
I'm my own MILF
Honestly not sure about this one; going with MILF because that Sonic is pretty memorable. Also I made it for him.
17. Best Signature
Rantz
He tends to skip away with this one when using one of his whale sigs.
18. Best Artist
black orb
Still the most well-known artist here, I think.
19. Best Writer
Pike
Because I cheat and talk about being published and stuff so I'm doomed to win this for the rest of eternity. Thecloudyday89 as a dark horse for the humor factor.
20. Best Poster
Tifa's Boobs
Because THOSE ACTIVITY LEVELS. I'm putting MILF in at second.
21. Best #eoff Chatter
Lockharted
One of our most prolific chatters!
22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro
As I said, Jiro is the safe bet.
23. Best Thread
Bad label placement.
This is General Chat in a nutshell.
24. Best Post
Bad label placement.
See above answer.
25. Nicest Member
Rantz
It's gonna be you or me, Pontus! THE SHOWDOWN IS NOW.
26. Evilest Member
Cuchulainn
Has been pretty visible this time around.
27. Funniest Member
DK
Because Paul just jinxes this category.
28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow
Mostly because we love to make fun of him.
29. Most Missed Member
Demondude
Because everyone misses him when he's gone.
30. Most Influential Member
Psychotic
Actually not sure on this one; gonna say Psy for kicks.
31. Most Mysterious Member
Mirage
I'm gonna bank on the name itself sounding mysterious.
32. Most Underrated Member
Kalilung
Because I can see the chat crowd coming out in support. Kind of a long shot but hey, whoever said to play it safe all the time?
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB
Duh.
34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz
This is a given.
35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE...
Most Likely To...
36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Cuchulainn
Because it's funny.
37. Get Banned
Iceglow
We never miss an opportunity to make fun of Steve.
38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Sephex
Because how on earth has he not won a Ciddie yet? I'm pegging Locky as second place.
39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Iceglow
Obviously. Might be Raistlin.
40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Psychotic
A lot of good contenders here might split the vote.
41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Shorty
MILF is also a possibility, which is hilarious because this is the last thing he would EVER do xD
42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Raistlin
I dunno.
43. Be loyal to a fault
Laddy
The corgi avatar makes me think of loyalty.
44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas
...what else can she be, really?
45. Believe Ondore's lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Seems legit.
46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Iceglow
If we can make fun of Iceglow we'll make fun of Iceglow. Tifa's Boobs as a second choice.
47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro
I'm seeing either him or Laddy with this one; they've got the really Good Guy vibes.
48. Be Fighter
Aerith's Knight
It sounds fightery.
49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke
It sounds Black Magey.
50. Get Together
Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs
Going out on a limb here and saying this because it would be hilarious.
I haven't seen him around as much this time. Or maybe I'm not paying attention xD
[q=pikeypike]21. Best #eoff Chatter
Lockharted
One of our most prolific chatters![/q]
quality over quantity
denparker for co-best chatter eoy ciddies 2012
Last edited by Denmark; 12-06-2012 at 03:59 AM. Reason: basically the same person