2012 Predictions Party

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Predictions
1. Best Member
Rantz
Funny, charming, does a whole bunch of dev stuff, active chatter. He's the whole package.

2. Best Male
Jiro
This is my number 2 for best member, so I figured I'd try to split the difference.

3. Best Female
Shorty
She came back with a vengeance, got a promotion, and she's dating a very powerful man.

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz
He seems to do everything. Sorry other staff members.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Pike
I think vivi and shorty have been more active with their duties, but pike is still more high profile.

6. Best Editor
Jiro
I don't read articles, but there's only 3 people up for it and dak is the most charming.

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
DK
Might be proto, but DK has made some memorable posts.

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
Been here for a long time and has been posting a lot lately.

9. Best Regular
Clo
She's been flavour of the month for the last 2 years or something. Even though she isn't actually 'regular'

10. Best Newbie
Lockharted
A new female member who posts regularly in the picture thread?!

11. Sexiest Male
Levian
Just going with with tradition on this one. He might not have posted enough to continue his reign though.

12. Sexiest Female
Lockharted
Biased, but you're all insane if you don't vote for her tbh.

13. Cutest Male
Jiro
I just want to squeeze this handsome bastards cheeks every time I see a picture of him.

14. Cutest Female
Shorty
Closed mouth smiles are cute, and Sarah has them in abundance.

15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
Hip, new and very punny.

16. Best Avatar
The Man
Who the hell knows?

17. Best Signature
Shiny
Dancing robot? I've caught myself staring at it for hours.

18. Best Artist
Pete for President
The guy is amazing.

19. Best Writer
Thecloudyday89


20. Best Poster
Psychotic
This was the hardest category for me to predict, I don't think I actually read any posts now that I think about it >.>

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Denmark
All good candidates, just guessing.

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro
I don't read blogs or articles, but it seems like a ciddie that Jiro would win.

23. Best Thread
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...used-know.html
People looove Final Fantasy related songs.

24. Best Post
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-cha...ml#post3130272
Making fun of iceglow is a sure bet.

25. Nicest Member
Jiro
I've never heard him say a bad thing about anyone, ever. I don't actually think he can.

26. Evilest Member
Cuchulainn
He's going to kill us all one day.

27. Funniest Member
DK
Tempted to predict Psy, but DK made the funnier joke about Iceglow this time around.

28. Weirdest Member
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I still don't understand him.

29. Most Missed Member
Demondude
I know I miss him.

30. Most Influential Member
Del Murder
In my eyes he's old, and old means influential. Like the Beatles.

31. Most Mysterious Member
Del Murder
Couldn't even see his face in the wedding photo >_<

32. Most Underrated Member
Lone Wolf Leonhart
If I don't know what they've done then they get my vote!

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB
Final Fantasy Character Ciddies? He's just begging for this one.

34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz
He helped me do my predictions, then did my dishes and tucked me into bed.

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Rantz and Shorty have a Christmas vacation and plans to move, but you always go with the newlyweds.

Most Likely To...

36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Lockharted
Graduating in Journalism next year? Jiro will snap her up into his editors legion before long.

37. Get Banned
Iceglow
Got banned.

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Lockharted
Yeah, it's happening.

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris
Duh.

40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Citizen Bleys
Honestly, I just went with what everyone else predicted >.>

41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Shorty
I wouldn't be surprise if Sarah and MILF split the vote, but her house smells like a kombi van and she had some kind of tofu beef in her freezer.

42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Citizen Bleys
*shrug*

43. Be loyal to a fault
Jiro
I can't take him to any gunfights cause I don't want him diving in front of any bullets.

44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas
Yeah. She sums up the forum quite nicely.

45. Believe Ondore's lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
He'd believe anything for a promotion to staff.

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
Tifa's Boobs
I can attest to this predictions accuracy.

47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Jiro
If the award involves being nice, Jiro is my go to guess.

48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon
She'll fight us all if she doesn't win it.

49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke
I really copped out with this prediction.

50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted
Don't worry guys, I got this /smug