Categories
1. Best Member
Jiro
Out on the mean streets of Eizon, everyone knows his name.

2. Best Male
Jiro
Quantity must mean quality at some point, right? ...Right?

3. Best Female
Pike
Nyah.

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz
More notorious than a brothel house by the docks.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Vivi22
He is popular, I guess? Regular members usually do not see moderator logs.

6. Best Editor
Jiro
We all know him, even if we do not read articles.

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Ouch!
He has done something recently...maybe?

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys
Old and prominent, just like--*shot by sniper*

9. Best Regular
Clo
It is a woman, we vote for woman, right?

10. Best Newbie
Tifa's Boobs
Sex has an appeal.

11. Sexiest Male
Jiro
They will not be content until he is de-troused.

12. Sexiest Female
Agrias
Posts in the photo thread, unlike Fujiko.

13. Cutest Male
Jiro
No one understands the difference.

14. Cutest Female
Lockharted
Everything is going according to keikaku*. *Keikaku means plan.

15. Best Custom Rank
Psychotic
Violence has its appeal?

16. Best Avatar
The Man
I did not even look at his a--oooh, Watson.

17. Best Signature
Shiny
First, her signature. Then, the world.

18. Best Artist
black orb
This one time, he drew this big thing, and yeah.

19. Best Writer
Pike
Objectively, this might be true.

20. Best Poster
Jiro
Like acne on a teenager, it is impossible to get away from him.

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Parker
Call it my gut feeling. ...I have no gut feeling.

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Raistlin
For the XIVth time, do not make me explain this.

23. Best Thread
Bad label placement.
Is this a crass choice? I bet it is the crass choice.

24. Best Post
Bad label placement.
Let us play for doubles.

25. Nicest Member
Pike
When was the last time she griped about you?

26. Evilest Member
Cuchulainn
Everyone needs a bad guy and a bad boy is like the same thing.

27. Funniest Member
DK
Going to pretend I know he did the label thread post thing.

28. Weirdest Member
Citizen Bleys
Shakespeare-quoting and Latin-posting weirdo.

29. Most Missed Member
Demondude
Ha ha, my friends, because Jaffar is not on the list, ha ha ha.

30. Most Influential Member
Jiro
Like an infestation on Chau Sara, it is hard not to notice this guy.

31. Most Mysterious Member
Christmas
I bet she really is blue.

32. Most Underrated Member
Jowy
Always a fun guy, right?

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Wolf Kanno
Ha ha, who reads the lower fora? Neither do you.

34. Most Helpful Member
Goldenboko
Going out on a limb here; help me out.

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Getting married is pretty cute if you think serious is cute.

Most Likely To...

36. Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Raistlin
He writes things. Might as well get another shiny title for it.

37. Get Banned
Peegee
Did he not recently get banned? It could be permanent next, right?

38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Lockharted
The tried and true Pretty Woman vote.

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris
Everyone wants to say Iceglow, but Faris is too perfect.

40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
He would do it first because it would sound funny, then find out it was not funny. Then he would do it while being sullen.

41. Start an eco-terrorism cell
Shorty
Does she even like nature? Does she know what a plant is?

42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow
He plays a lot of children's card games.

43. Be loyal to a fault
Del Murder
Mistake number one: getting married.

44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Loony BoB
Secretly, we all want law, order, and arbitrary nonsense.

45. Believe Ondore's lies
Shorty
I bet you she does not even know what an Ondore is.

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks.
DK
Does it already. Checkmate, athiests.

47. Sacrifice himself to save the world
Rantz
Be honest, you could not picture any of the others not being selfish, except for Laddy, and he is too gay to sacrifice himself unless it was for another man specifically.

48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon
She is, like, the Punch God or something. I cannot imagine swords take more imagination.

49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke
Tempting to say Vivi22, but if you know blackmage_nuke, you know a glass cannon when you see one.

50. Get Together
Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs
Cheap, sexist vote that caters to male fantasies.