D&D Alignment Test

[Formalhaut]

Neutral Good
A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is "true good." Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.
--excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

Sounds about right. Though I have never played D&D or games similar, whenever there's a good choice and a bad choice I'd always go for the good option. If I ever played Mass Effect, I'd play as a paragon.

[Aerith's Knight]

True neutral, as any good scientist.

[Kalilung]

Weighing in as another Neutral Good here. Not too many chaotic evils around here, what's up with that?

[Nicolas]

I was actually aiming for Neutral and wound up with Chaotic Good. As far as Chaotic Evil goes, I'm sure to most people would have to force the answers to an extent. The way the test is set up seems to make it a tad simple to direct the outcome.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Neutral Good.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Lawful Awesome

EDIT: neutral good

[Shauna]

Lawful Good here. :3

[Værn]

Lawful Evil

A lawful evil villain methodically takes what he wants within the limits of his code of conduct without regard to whom it hurts. He cares about tradition, loyalty, and order, but not about freedom, dignity, or life. He plays by the rules, but without mercy or compassion. He is comfortable in a hierarchy and would like to rule, but he is willing to serve. He condemns others not according to their actions but according to race, religion, homeland, or social rank. He is loath to break laws or promises. This reluctance is partly because of his nature and partly because he depends on order to protect himself from those who oppose him on moral grounds. Some lawful evil villains have particular taboos, such as not killing in cold blood (but having underlings do it) or not letting children come to harm (if it can be helped). They imagine that these compunctions put them above unprincipled villains. The scheming baron who expands his power and exploits his people is lawful evil. Some lawful evil people and creatures are committed to evil with a zeal like that of a crusader committed to good. Beyond being willing to hurt others for their own ends, they take pleasure in spreading evil as an end unto itself. They may also see doing evil as part of a duty to an evil deity or master. Lawful evil is sometimes called "diabolical" because devils are the epitome of lawful evil. Lawful evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents methodical, intentional, and frequently successful evil.

Looks like there's a spot in Hell reserved for me.

[Formalhaut]

Good thing too, hell was looking pretty empty until now.

[Jiro]

Værn is our first villain. Get him.

[Formalhaut]

He is total Mafia scum! Lynch him!

Whoops, wrong game.

[Hollycat]

Neutered Good.

[Værn]

Værn is our first villain. Get him.

I don't think you want to do that. I've already made a contract with a devil which, of course, will allow him to collect my soul as payment if I am defeated. The only thing you can possibly hope to accomplish by turning against me is the empowerment of a greater evil than myself.

Your move, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.

[NeoCracker]

Værn is our first villain. Get him.

I don't think you want to do that. I've already made a contract with a devil which, of course, will allow him to collect my soul as payment if I am defeated. The only thing you can possibly hope to accomplish by turning against me is the empowerment of a greater evil than myself.

Your move, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.

I'll just hire an adventuring party with a Paladin. That smurfer will track your ass through every afterlife.

[Værn]

Værn is our first villain. Get him.

I don't think you want to do that. I've already made a contract with a devil which, of course, will allow him to collect my soul as payment if I am defeated. The only thing you can possibly hope to accomplish by turning against me is the empowerment of a greater evil than myself.

Your move, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.

I'll just hire an adventuring party with a Paladin. That smurfer will track your ass through every afterlife.

I'm sure that the baatezu will appreciate having an uninvited paladin on their home plane, just as I am sure that any tanar'ri that the party happens to encounter while passing through Avernus will be equally welcoming.