Let's Play Pokemon!!

[Bahamut2000X]

So I'm bored and need to distract myself from studying for finals, so seeing as it's Pokemon December, I decided I'll play through Pokemon Crystal version. Not only that I'll dedicate this thread to a Lets Play style, where I shall periodically post up my progress with *attempted* witty humor! Not only that it would be too boring by itself, so I decided I shall leave the fate of my pokemon trainer in your hands EoFF!



You'll be in charge of naming my pokemon, and even deciding what team I'll be using! The way this will work is that you will bicker amongst yourselves to figure out a team of pokemon I will use against the current gym based on pokemon I can reasonably obtain at that point in the game. In the case of too many requests for who is on my team, I'll go with the people who make the most amusing reasoning for a particular pokemon.

So then, here comes the big main beginning point,
-Am I a boy or a girl?
-Who is my starter?
-What pokemon will I fight Falkner with?
-What will I name all of them?

Have at it!

EDIT:
Progress

Badges:

My current team


U.BigHands


Albert


Pedomon


J. Bieber


Coffman


Formala



Reserve

Locky


Breakfast


Garrot


Sam


Adrian


Dan


P-Didgy


Dude


GoBo


Dispntment


Puddy


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