I am incredibly clumsy and I injure myself all the time. I have a giant bruise on my butt because of a bad incident with the couch. I have injured myself with a cheese grater on several occasions. I cut myself almost every time I peel potatoes or wash dishes. I break a lot of glasses. I spill a lot of drinks. I walk into walls. I stub my toes. I step the wrong way and hurt my foot/ankle.

Typing this I smashed my hand into my laptop.