Hmmm... lets see in the past month ive spilled coffee on myself, walked into a metal door at work, bashed my head into a metal door, fell on top of the grill at work, burned my self several times, bashed my knee into a pipe, got many paper cuts, got a few blisters, broke part of my molar off accidentally punched the toaster at work .. that's just a few of the many things that happen... im a walking disaster... im surprised i haven't gotten hit by a car.