The Hideous Disfigurement Thread

[Balzac]

I feel either a bootay.jpg or raistkini reference is appropriate for this thread but I'm too lazy right now so I'll just mention that I was considering it.

I have quite a few odd scars. One just above my left eye that prevents hair from growing near the bridge of my nose and makes a little gap in my eyebrow, one across my left forearm from getting cut in a knife fight a few years ago, one in the middle of my stomach which is hardly visible due to the weird muscle pattern I have going on with my abs right now that I got from being stabbed in that same knife fight, one just above my groin from where I had testicular surgery (lol cancer), one really weird wrinkly skin pattern thing on my left foot from where I was burned as a kid when some cracked-out guy tried to stick my over a stove, and a few other tiny insignificant scars from surgeries and being scratched by cats and such. Also there is a small crack in my skull and part of my tooth chipped off, both from being smacked with a pipe.

I had such a lovely childhood

Everyone go home, this guy clearly has you all beat with stories about scars.

[Shorty]

Nope. No he doesn't. Rantz has wrestled a bear. One-handed.

He came away with a few scars that no one else ever gets to see.

[Rantz]

I also lost my legs in an ax fight when I was 8. So...

[Sephex]

I also lost my legs in an ax fight when I was 8. So...

Wait, I thought that stuff was supposed to attract women?

[Pike]

I have a scar on the underside of my left arm where I was toting a giant aquarium at work and it slid down my arm and made a big old gash. Trooper that I am, I didn't drop it, cause then it would break, and just let it gouge into me until I could put it down. Left a nice scar, it did.

[Citizen Bleys]

I still have a small scar from about 20 years ago when an arsehole stabbed me in the arm with a piece of broken glass.

[Bunny]

I have several scars atop my head, including one that has resulted in a very small and almost indiscernible bald spot towards the back of my head - I think it was caused by falling backwards into the corner of a glass case. It could also have been caused by having a giant rock dropped on my head from a fairly high distance. The only other scars I can think of are on my kneecap when I played chicken on my bike with a friend who was also on a bike and one on my shin when I played chicken with a car. Nothing too hideous or special.

[Pumpkin]

I have a scar on my nose from where my cat bit me when I was 9. It bled. A lot. And it was parent-teacher night. Made my mother look good.

[Ultima Shadow]

My ass has a huge crack - as if it was split open by a large blade. I can't seem to remember where or when I got it... like it has always been there. But I'm assuming it's from some epic battle long ago.

[Jinx]

Oh yeah, I just remember that I have another pretty ugly gashed scar on my forehead. (Usually you can't see it cos of makeups.)

Back in January I was at work at Perkins. I was scooping ice cream, but because it's not easy to scoop, and I am a little person, and it was really low down, I had to go around to the side to scoop it. Now, you'd think I would've learned. I had hit my head on the metal shelf doing this before. But oh no, I did not. So, when I came up, I hit my had on the very sharp corner of the metal shelf and left a huge bleeding gash on my forehead. I worked the rest of the night with a bandaid.

[milliegoesbeep]

Oh yeah, I have a dent in my skull from when I cracked my head open and my head got stuck on the corner of my brother's bed. He pushed me. And stole my charizard card.


No wonder we don't speak to eachother anymore. >.>

[Jiro]

I have a lot of scars. I picked up a couple new ones on my trip to the US, and a couple of the older ones are starting to fade with time which is nice I guess. THe burn scars are almost gone but I never did quite forget the pain. I won't regale you with any tales this time though EoFF.

[Raistlin]

I have a few scars. One on my left middle finger where I almost cut the tip off when I was 7 or 8, one on my chest from god knows what (probably a cat), and a few smaller ones on my forearms from various dogs and cats over the years.

Also the nail on my right middle finger is a little disfigured from having my finger slammed in a very thick, heavy door when I was about 9.

[Quindiana Jones]

Shockingly, I didn't get a scar when I was bitten on the chest by a horse as a baby. How fortunate.

[Jiro]

Shockingly, I didn't get a scar when I was bitten on the chest by a horse as a baby. How fortunate.

Most people would hear your story and go "bulltrout" just because you have no proof. That sucks, bro, because it'd be a great story.