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In this Friends with Benefits relationship, are you the top, or the bottom?
Up the bottom.

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How did you meet?

What are your conversations like? Just general catching up or more personal?
He's a Buddhist and was hosting a Buddhisty thing at his house. I tagged along with my parents, just because I had nothing better to do. No, wait, I remember. My friend Dom was going, so I figured I would join him to support him in his non-Buddhistiness. It was quite fun, though. I put an owl in his pillbox. His daughter, Mica, spelled my name right without any prompting, and his son, Jasper, was a bit of a pillock. I pushed him around the garden on a pedal go-kart thing.

Just general stuff. Hi, how are you? How's the family? Is your daughter still smoking hot? Just normal stuff. I should add that we're not bffs or anything, but I know and talk to him and he knows and talks to me.