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  • Kweh!

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  • WARK!

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    Default Kweh or Wark?

    The most important question ever.



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    Kweh! is the only way to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Kweh! is the only way to go.
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    Hours of that is why it will always be Kweh to me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Futan View Post
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    Kweh! is the only way to go.
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    WARK! is more amusing but I went with Kweh!


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    WARK! sounds as if someone has squeezed a chocobo by the testicles with a vice.


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    Kweh all the way!!!

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    It's always lovely when EoFF agrees on something.

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    Kweh and Wark are both right imo but if you listen to how they are "voiced" you will see that Wark is the correcter answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    WARK! sounds as if someone has squeezed a chocobo by the testicles with a vice.
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    Wark is a classic and I love the idea voices that match the appearance of chocobos being giant chicken-ostrich things, but kweh is just so much cuter and makes them so much more LOVABLE

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Kweh and Wark are both right imo but if you listen to how they are "voiced" you will see that Wark is the correcter answer
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    I really have to choose one? D:3q3rgr.jpg

    Alternatively, I do use 'wark' more when I'm referring to 'work,' like "Oh, I have to go to wark," or "I'm warking."

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    That's like asking which is correct: The or And? It depends on the chocobo and on the situation the chocobo is in. There are moments in the games when it's quite clearly a 'Kweh' sound being made, and others where 'Wark' is the clearer word. "Wark" seems to me to be more commonly used in panic, joy or celebration, while "Kweh" is more likely to be when the chocobo is sad, in pain or perhaps in a situation where it wants to express endearment. I see Wark as the more casual, loud outburst while Kweh is the more personal one-to-one expression used amongst family.

    Personally, I adore Kweh for it's use as a loving noise from parent to child, but my major feeling when thinking of chocobos is of them in high spirits (eg. after winning a race), so Wark it is for me!

    I still want to know what word(s) to use to describe the three-syllable-sound chocobos make on occasion.
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