Big T
T Dog
Tarararararara rara ooh la la (In the tune of Bad Romance)
Tararaboomdii'ey
Toosh
Toora
TJ
Teej
A Rat
Tara Boggins. As I used to be very short before I was about 14, and the idiot didn't even know that Frodo the Hobbit was BAGGINS not Boggins.