Embarrassing Nicknames
Curly is mine.
Whenever I get a role, a certain director refers to me as "Curly," which is hardly a fitting name for such a fine actor such as myself.
Also, Mikey. I refuse to, under any ciurcumstances, be called "Mikey". Mike is not acceptable either.
Either Michael, des Lauriers, Laddy, or Sex Prince From The Abyss. Those are the only acceptable titles for me.
Anyway, nicknames!
Shadowcrane.
Yeah, it doesn't sound bad. It started out as an inside joke within my office, because I made paper cranes out of post-its all the time and walk into the office without being seen by anyone...
but it gets embarrassing/annoying when my friends take this thing outside the office and start introducing me to random people with "Shadowcrane" instead of my real name. >.>
Let me explain why people call me Chris.
My full name is Reno Kristiansen.
Danish people have no clue how to pronounce Reno, so they called me Rene, Rono, Renault.
Got sick of it, so told everybody to call me Kris, 'cuz of last name = Kristiansen.
People start calling me Kris, but keep misspelling it as Chris.
Now I am called Chris.
Big T
T Dog
Tarararararara rara ooh la la (In the tune of Bad Romance)
Tararaboomdii'ey
Toosh
Toora
TJ
Teej
A Rat
Tara Boggins. As I used to be very short before I was about 14, and the idiot didn't even know that Frodo the Hobbit was BAGGINS not Boggins.
BEST NICKNAMETarararararara rara ooh la la (In the tune of Bad Romance)
Do you need to have your birth date changed?Teej
I make sure all my hoes call me Big Pappy if that counts.
Oh, yeah, in Japanese class, we referred to each other by last name and had to write it in katakana on our papers. Mine was katakana-ized as Karimurimu, so my TA and some of my friends in the class would be like, "Karimurimurimurimurimurimurimu......-san."
Idk, I have a ton of not-so-flattering nicknames, but only a few random ones are considered 'embarrassing' to me. XD
Sephex
Really just the normal nicknames for Richard. Sometimes 'Richie Rich'. Nothing really embarrassing.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Dman. Dickhead. Fish. Mullet. Dik. Dikson. Dikky docky do. Dak.
Hmm, I can't think of any others. Oh, well, they call me the Professor due to my role as the Knockie Professor. Um.
Jiro. Daks. Dikkers.
Yeah that's about the lot.
EDIT: oh embarrassing. nvm
My name does not lend itself well to nicknames, let alone embarrassing ones. I got no problems here.
I believe I've mentioned in the past that I'm known to many people as Ling. And that name is still sticking with me.
Jepoy
It derived from my trip to the Philippines. So most of my cousins usually call me that when they see me. It's the only slightly embarrassing nickname I have. :P
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
None have been embarassing.
Though my last username, Uncle Big hands, came from my nephew, for some reason, started calling me Creepy Uncle Big hands.
Before that there, there was Chuggles.
None of my nicknames have ever embarrassed me, except for when my parents called me "The Dawdler" when I was toddler because I liked to take my good all time to do things. What can I say, I was a chill mofo.
The weirdest nickname goes to my childhood friend Cassie, who occasionally called me "Crying Stall" (my name is Crystal beeteedubs).
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