Before Nov 20th : I am ridiculously early
Nov 21st - Nov 30th : Still quite early
Dec 1st - 5th : I enjoy seeing it all month!
Dec 6th - 10th : A good, reasonable time
Dec 11th - 15th : Too much of a hassle until now
Dec 16th - 20th : I'm *snowed* under at work
Dec 21st - Dec 24th : Holy smurf it's Christmas!
I honestly cannot be asked...
I don't celebrate Christmas
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!