I approve of that photo.
I approve of that photo.
I'm sure i speak for a lot of people when i say a club foot and a hairy hole are qualities we al look for when chosing someone to awkwardy wriggle on until the bits link.
Ahahaha this picture is fantastic. You look fun to hang out with, Bubba!Originally Posted by Bubba
Hugh Jackman
Smiles that go all the way up to the eyes and then some make my jaw drop like some Hanna-Barbera cartoon.
My taste in women allows for a large variety so long as they're, well, you know, good looking. I think my history with women reflects that, too. Still, I suppose I prefer girls with an hourglass figure and long hair. But more important than anything is a great smile. If the girl has a wonky smile or a bigger-than-her-face smile or a teeny tiny smile or an attitude that doesn't allow for her to smile at all, well... bye.
Oh, and she should look healthy. Sounds weird, but it basically means not so much fat I can't see their knees and not so little fat that I can see the insides of their ribcage.
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itt nobody likes pasty white redheads
Yeah, seeing Ribcages is a bit off putting.
Give me some nice, long hair. Short hair can work for some ladies, but hair anywhere from the lower back to below the shoulders is lovely.
I have no problem with pasty white redheads, although I don't want them white like a Geisha or anything. But anyone who exempts Karen Gillan from their definition of attractive ladies is weird.
EDIT: Let alone Christina Hendricks, Emma Stone, Isla Fisher, Hayley Williams...
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I have no idea who she is. Upon google searching her I find that she's cute but appears to be twelve years old.
I've gained a sudden interest...
*facepalm*
Someone doesn't watch Doctor Who. She's not even close to twelve years old and deeeefinitely doesn't look it or act it when she's playing Amy Pond. xD
EDIT: God dammit, Neo. xD *facedoublepalm*
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Aaand the interest is gone.
I added a few to my list really quickly after my initial post and just now realised I forgot Jessica Rabbit, who puts everyone else to shame. And before anyone says "SHE'S NOT REAL, THAT LOOK IS UNREALISTIC", go look up 'Jessica Rabbit Heidi Klum'. >_>
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Or just look up Jessica Rabbit.
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