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    Default Your New Year's Kiss

    Who was it? Where were you?

    Who would you have liked to kiss?
    Where would you have liked to have been?


    My New Year's Kiss was my ex. Don't try to act surprised.
    I had her stay over and we were in bed when the fireworks started (not speaking figuratively, though those fireworks went off as well), she had her eyes closed when I called her name and leaned in for the kiss. Personal superstition that your New Year would start off well if you kissed during the fireworks. I was wrong, but that's another story.


    Carry on, all ye Eyesores.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    This thread was created, really, just so that Mercen-X could tell us he's still banging his ex.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I didn't have a New Year's kiss.

    Booyeah.

    (also what Sam said)


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    No midnight kiss. I was asleep next to my girlfriend at midnight so that we could get up early enough to get her back to the airport so that she could catch a flight home to Miami early New Years Day.

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    I kissed mah boyfrand Nathan, and we were at the Pink, which is my favorite bar. He had to interrupt me and get my attention, because I was very busy "white girl dancing" with my childhood friend Rachel, which involved holding our elbows while we swung our forearms around wildly.

    That's exactly where I wanted to be.


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    my bottle of pinot noir

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    I have never had a "new year" kiss nor have I ever understood the hype for it.



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    I was with family, so just typical family kisses.

    Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.

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    I was lying in bed, most like in the middle of a two hour groan of pure bliss. I'd been sleeping on the ground for the past fortnight-ish, which is fine, but the bed I'm now on has two - two - massive foam mattresses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland View Post
    I was lying in bed, most like in the middle of a two hour groan of pure bliss.
    Pretty sure Quin was doing more than just kissing.


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    I kissed my girlfriend.

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    :monster:

    Didn't kiss anyone, but got propositioned shortly after New Year's. I'm meeting up with her tomorrow apparently, but I'm unsure if I am going to do anything yet.
    Don't delay, add The Pimp today! Don't delay, add The Pimp today!
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    Your New Year's Kiss
    by The Man



    A novel. Coming soon.


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    I first thing I kissed was a nice pint of ale.

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