9/101
What do i win?
You win dignity and sanity.
too much effort. it was already a stretch reading and counting
I'm not going to bold the things I've done because that's annoying. I'll just delete the ones I haven't done from the list.
Not that I remember most of this crap anyway
2. Forget that Roogle is still on staff.
3. Click into a thread just because you noticed that Cid was the last person to post in it.
6. Have an online voice conference with a group of EoFFers.
11. Post in a meet up thread saying that you are interested in coming but never actually bother to show up.
12. See someone in real life that looks just like an EoFFer...and secretly wonder if it's them.
13. Play an online game with other EoFFers.
15. Get kidnapped by Candle Ja
16. Register an account at another forum which is predominantly made up of EoFF members (eg. , God Hates Fraggles, OMGMyGame, Fool's Gold, Aiyon, ASC, BAotW, etc)
17. Hit refresh every 15 minutes when the server is down or forums are closed.
18. Hit refresh every 15 seconds when the Ciddie winners are being revealed.
20. Post in one of PG's spam threads before it gets closed.
22. See Raistlin in a bikiniand regret it
23. Post pictures of your cat/dog/pet in the photo thread.
25. Have an admin abuse their powers and 'rape' your profile in one way or another (username, avatar, custom title, etc).
28. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
31. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
32. Get quoted in a quotes thread.
34. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
37. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
38. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
39. Get involved in a heated debate about food.
40. Miss Cid
43. Have a thing for Levian (regardless of your gender).
47. Have a birthday thread made for you.
50. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF.
52. Browse through the General Archive.
56. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
59. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
60. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
62. Have a visitor message conversation with Christmas.
67. Change your sig/av set to a MLP theme.
69. Leave forever and come back withinthree monthsfour years, I think? Too lazy to check.
70. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
71. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
77. Max out your PM folder.
79. Get drunk and decide the best course of action is to make a thread on EoFF.
81. Get kicked from #eoff.
86. Entered an EoFF's Next Cid's Knight contest.
88. Suspected any weird happening in January or February to be an elaborate April Fools joke from the staff.
97. Made a second account.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.
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I like eoff, what can I say.
10 months as a member. 62. ;-;1. Have EoFF on your LiveJournal, Facebook or Twitter friends page / interests page.
2. Forget that Roogle is still on staff.
3. Play a game of mafia and be on the losing side.
4. Have an online voice conference with a group of EoFFers.
5. Have an online webcam chat with other EoFFers.
6. Be featured in an online comic made by another EoFFer.
7. Meet up with other EoFFers.
8. Post in a meet up thread saying that you are interested in coming but never actually bother to show up.
9. See someone in real life that looks just like an EoFFer...and secretly wonder if it's them.
10. Play an online game with other EoFFers.
11. Hit refresh every 15 minutes when the server is down or forums are closed.
12. Hit refresh every 15 seconds when the Ciddie winners are being revealed.
13. Play Dokal in the #eoff chatroom.
14. Post in one of PG's spam threads before it gets closed.
15. See Raistlin in a bikini (and regret it).
10 months as a member. 62. ;-;16. Post pictures of your cat/dog/pet in the photo thread. 24. Partake in a Triple Triad tournament.
17. Have an admin abuse their powers and 'rape' your profile in one way or another (username, avatar, custom title, etc).
19. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
20. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
21. Get quoted in a quotes thread.
22. Win a Ciddie.
23. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
24. Have Bunny insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
25. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
26. Get involved in a heated debate about food.
27. Either… a) Miss Cid or b) Wonder who the hell this Cid guy is.
28. Make some kind of joke about how EoFF has nothing to do with Final Fantasy or act surprised that EoFF has a frontsite.
29. Have a thing for Levian (regardless of your gender).
30. Get confused or annoyed by Peegee.
31. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
32. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
33. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
34. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
35. Browse through the General Archive.
36. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
37. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
38. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
39. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
40. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
41. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
42. Mistake someone for the other gender.
43. Have a visitor message conversation with Christmas.
44. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
45. Speculate on potential eoff couples.
46. Have o_O, Rantz or crono_logical help you in the Help Forum.
47. Get annoyed by all of the MLP crap.
48. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
49. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
50. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
51. Get involved with roleplaying on EoFF.
52. Get hit on by NCG.
53. Get into a debate with Raistlin, The Man or MILF.
54. Get drunk and decide the best course of action is to make a thread on EoFF.
55. Get kicked from #eoff.
56. Have used Fluffy Puff or Under the Sea for a longer period of time.
57. Sent or received real mail with a member.
58. Entered an EoFF's Next Cid's Knight contest.
59. Had a question about/gotten stuck on a Final Fantasy game, searched google for the answer, and gotten the EoFF front page as a result.
60. Joined in on an EoFF fad.
61. Not having read the FAQ yet, despite being registered since forever.
62. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.
Select dialogue option:
A) He is Aaron Freed's member!
B) He's Former Staff, so it counts.
C) Pickpocket Del.
You chose:
C) Pickpocket Del
Del catches you Pickpocketing.
Select action:
A) Pay a fine.
B) Go to jail.
C) Resist arrest.
You chose:
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1. Have EoFF on your LiveJournal, Facebook or Twitter friends page / interests page.
2. Forget that Roogle is still on staff.
3. Click into a thread just because you noticed that Cid was the last person to post in it.
4. Play a game of mafia and be on the winning side.
5. Play a game of mafia and be on the losing side.
6. Have an online voice conference with a group of EoFFers.
7. Have an online webcam chat with other EoFFers.
8. Mention something about how the forums used to be better and have the EoFF Golden Age picture posted in response.
9. Be featured in an online comic made by another EoFFer.
10. Meet up with other EoFFers.
11. Post in a meet up thread saying that you are interested in coming but never actually bother to show up.
12. See someone in real life that looks just like an EoFFer...and secretly wonder if it's them. (it probably was Rye too)
13. Play an online game with other EoFFers.
14. Be involved in the creation and addition of an EoFF smiley.
15. Get kidnapped by Candle Ja
16. Register an account at another forum which is predominantly made up of EoFF members (eg. , God Hates Fraggles, OMGMyGame, Fool's Gold, Aiyon, ASC, BAotW, etc)
17. Hit refresh every 15 minutes when the server is down or forums are closed.
18. Hit refresh every 15 seconds when the Ciddie winners are being revealed.
19. Play Dokal in the #eoff chatroom.
20. Post in one of PG's spam threads before it gets closed.
21. Successfully host an event.
22. See Raistlin in a bikini (and regret it).
23. Post pictures of your cat/dog/pet in the photo thread.
24. Partake in a Triple Triad tournament.
25. Have an admin abuse their powers and 'rape' your profile in one way or another (username, avatar, custom title, etc).
26. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
27. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
28. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
29. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
30. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
31. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
32. Get quoted in a quotes thread.
33. Win a Ciddie.
34. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
35. Make some kind of announcement about how you've been registered at EoFF for a certain number of years.
36. Have Bunny insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
37. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
38. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
39. Get involved in a heated debate about food.
40. Either… a) Miss Cid or b) Wonder who the hell this Cid guy is.
41. Contribute in some way to either the frontsite or the wiki.
42. Make some kind of joke about how EoFF has nothing to do with Final Fantasy or act surprised that EoFF has a frontsite.
43. Have a thing for Levian (regardless of your gender).
44. Get confused or annoyed by Peegee.
45. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
46. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
47. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
48. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
49. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
50. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF.
51. See a forum you never realised even existed.
52. Browse through the General Archive.
53. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
54. Stalk someone from EoFF.
55. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
56. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
57. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
58. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
59. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
60. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
61. Mistake someone for the other gender.
62. Have a visitor message conversation with Christmas.
63. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
64. Speculate on potential eoff couples.
65. Have o_O, Rantz or crono_logical help you in the Help Forum.
66. Have an idea/suggestion rejected in the Feedback Forum.
67. Change your sig/av set to a MLP theme.
68. Get annoyed by all of the MLP crap.
69. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
70. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
71. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
72. Improve your grammar.
73. Suggest a Food forum, Study forum, larger avatars or anything else equally as useless.
74. Get involved with roleplaying on EoFF.
75. Have Adblock installed mainly because of EoFF advertisements.
76. Get hit on by NCG.
77. Max out your PM folder. never going to happen.
78. Get into a debate with Raistlin, The Man or MILF.
79. Get drunk and decide the best course of action is to make a thread on EoFF.
80. Get temporarily (or permanently!) banned.
81. Get kicked from #eoff.
82. Have used Fluffy Puff or Under the Sea for a longer period of time.
83. Sent or received real mail with a member.
84. Participated in an Eyes on Plays event.
85. Actually finished an Eyes on Plays within the given time limit.
86. Entered an EoFF's Next Cid's Knight contest.
87. Fell for an EoFF April fools prank.
88. Suspected any weird happening in January or February to be an elaborate April Fools joke from the staff.
89. Nominated the next Cid's Knight for Most Likely To be the Next Cid's Knight, in the ciddies.
90. Spent time updating the EoFF Wiki.
91. Not realize that the Wiki no longer exists.
92. Watched Psychotic sweep all the ciddies you should've won every god damned time.
93. Had a question about/gotten stuck on a Final Fantasy game, searched google for the answer, and gotten the EoFF front page as a result.
94. Joined in on an EoFF fad.
95. Given a lock of your hair to Loony BoB, without questioning what he does with it.
96. Not having read the FAQ yet, despite being registered since forever.
97. Made a second account.
98. Made a second account that didn't get banned.
99. Considered buying EoFF.
100. Figured out who votes RSL for every category in the ciddies.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.
Update:
Bobby Loon: 94/101 Freya: 87/101 Raistlin: 83/101 Levian: 80/101 Del Murder: 77/101 Rantz: 74/101 Shiny: 66/101 Wolf Kanno: 66/101 The Man: 65/101 Quinter Wonderland: 63/101 Tifa's Boobage: 62/101 The Summoner of Leviathan: 58/101 qwertysaur: 58/101 Agent Proto: 56/101 Shorty: 54/101 NeoCracker: 54/101 Ouch!: 47/101 I Don't Need a Name: 41/101 Tigmafuzz: 41/101 Shauna: 40/101 Alayna: 38/101 Faris: 36/101 Chionos: 32/102 Formalhaut: 25/101 Lonely Paper Heart: 18/101
Still on top.
According to my excessively specific victory conditions.
Oh thank Marcus Aurelius I'm near the bottom.
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