101 Things To Do For The Classic EoFFer v3.0

[Raistlin]

83/101. My god, I need to get out of here.
1. Have EoFF on your LiveJournal, Facebook or Twitter friends page / interests page.
2. Forget that Roogle is still on staff.
3. Click into a thread just because you noticed that Cid was the last person to post in it. (Also Cid’s Wife)
4. Play a game of mafia and be on the winning side.
5. Play a game of mafia and be on the losing side.
6. Have an online voice conference with a group of EoFFers.
7. Have an online webcam chat with other EoFFers.
8. Mention something about how the forums used to be better and have the EoFF Golden Age picture posted in response. (More than likely)
9. Be featured in an online comic made by another EoFFer.
10. Meet up with other EoFFers.
11. Post in a meet up thread saying that you are interested in coming but never actually bother to show up.
12. See someone in real life that looks just like an EoFFer...and secretly wonder if it's them. (I knew it wasn’t, but the resemblance was still shocking)
13. Play an online game with other EoFFers.
14. Be involved in the creation and addition of an EoFF smiley. (not yet, but one day the Pimp will be added )
15. Get kidnapped by Candle Ja
16. Register an account at another forum which is predominantly made up of EoFF members (eg. , God Hates Fraggles, OMGMyGame, Fool's Gold, Aiyon, ASC, BAotW, etc) (almost all the examples xD)
17. Hit refresh every 15 minutes when the server is down or forums are closed.
18. Hit refresh every 15 seconds when the Ciddie winners are being revealed.
19. Play Dokal in the #eoff chatroom. (possibly? But not certain enough to bold)
20. Post in one of PG's spam threads before it gets closed.
21. Successfully host an event.
22. See Raistlin in a bikini (and regret it). (it is not possible to regret seeing my hot cleavage)
23. Post pictures of your cat/dog/pet in the photo thread.
24. Partake in a Triple Triad tournament.
25. Have an admin abuse their powers and 'rape' your profile in one way or another (username, avatar, custom title, etc).
26. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
27. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. (Unne Avatar Party for life!)
28. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
29. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums. (haikus in eest’s thread, if that counts xD)
30. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
31. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
32. Get quoted in a quotes thread.
33. Win a Ciddie.
34. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
35. Make some kind of announcement about how you've been registered at EoFF for a certain number of years.
36. Have Bunny insist on telling you that you’re wrong. (he’s wrong a lot)
37. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads. (probably close)
38. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
39. Get involved in a heated debate about food.
40. Either… a) Miss Cid or b) Wonder who the hell this Cid guy is. (Miss )
41. Contribute in some way to either the frontsite or the wiki.
42. Make some kind of joke about how EoFF has nothing to do with Final Fantasy or act surprised that EoFF has a frontsite.
43. Have a thing for Levian (regardless of your gender). (who doesn’t?)
44. Get confused or annoyed by Peegee. (… who doesn’t?)
45. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
46. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
47. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
48. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads. (there’s been numerous threads about this over the years)
49. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
50. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF. (starting with Britt, Emerald Aeris, and other tGAers way back in 2000)
51. See a forum you never realised even existed. (No, but it did take me a while to realize we didn’t have the VGM forum anymore)
52. Browse through the General Archive.
53. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
54. Stalk someone from EoFF.
55. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
56. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
57. Get disappointed at a member not being banned. (PG)
58. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
59. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
60. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF. (that’s what Feedback’s for)
61. Mistake someone for the other gender. (I once thought that krissy was a boy)
62. Have a visitor message conversation with Christmas.
63. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war. (xD and Soda FTW)
64. Speculate on potential eoff couples. (Boobies is totally into Steve)
65. Have o_O, Rantz or crono_logical help you in the Help Forum.
66. Have an idea/suggestion rejected in the Feedback Forum. (every goddamn time)
67. Change your sig/av set to a MLP theme.
68. Get annoyed by all of the MLP crap.
69. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). (I’ve left for a while before, but never intended to stay away for good)
70. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
71. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
72. Improve your grammar. (since I registered here when I was 12? Certainly)
73. Suggest a Food forum, Study forum, larger avatars or anything else equally as useless. (SMALLER AVATARS)
74. Get involved with roleplaying on EoFF. (Oh, Magestar)
75. Have Adblock installed mainly because of EoFF advertisements. (it was already on)
76. Get hit on by NCG. (everyone should have this bolded)
77. Max out your PM folder. (doesn’t everyone have infinite now? It was so annoying when I was EoEO banned years ago and lost my FS status and infinite PM box )
78. Get into a debate with Raistlin, The Man or MILF. (I debate with myself all the time)
79. Get drunk and decide the best course of action is to make a thread on EoFF. (it always is)
80. Get temporarily (or permanently!) banned. (probably double-digits by now)
81. Get kicked from #eoff. (possibly years ago)
82. Have used Fluffy Puff or Under the Sea for a longer period of time. (god no)
83. Sent or received real mail with a member.
84. Participated in an Eyes on Plays event.
85. Actually finished an Eyes on Plays within the given time limit. (I will finish that FFX playthrough though!)
86. Entered an EoFF's Next Cid's Knight contest.
87. Fell for an EoFF April fools prank. (shut up)
88. Suspected any weird happening in January or February to be an elaborate April Fools joke from the staff. (ever since)
89. Nominated the next Cid's Knight for Most Likely To be the Next Cid's Knight, in the ciddies.
90. Spent time updating the EoFF Wiki.
91. Not realize that the Wiki no longer exists. (it took me a while)
92. Watched Psychotic sweep all the ciddies you should've won every god damned time. (every goddamn time)
93. Had a question about/gotten stuck on a Final Fantasy game, searched google for the answer, and gotten the EoFF front page as a result. (this really just happened to me)
94. Joined in on an EoFF fad. (I suppose Unne avatars was a fad)
95. Given a lock of your hair to Loony BoB, without questioning what he does with it. (hell no)
96. Not having read the FAQ yet, despite being registered since forever.
97. Made a second account.
98. Made a second account that didn't get banned. (technically this was a second account on the EzBoard)
99. Considered buying EoFF.
100. Figured out who votes RSL for every category in the ciddies. (not the current one)
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.


EDIT: Oops, realized I bolded one unintentionally. -1