Sort of similar to Laddy's thread, I guess.
Sometimes we all need a pick-me-up.
Also, don't make it lame like, "He's really sweet!" "She's really smart!"
Make it personal, dudes.
Sam is intelligent, sexy and has an amazing rack.
Bubba is a handsome bastard with musical talent to boot!
"Oh, Boy, I'm so happy for you and your noodles!"
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Always speaks his mind, which is admirable.
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One of my favourite people on here! Really smart and also very kind and a good listener! I love Tiggy
Is utterly silly, but not childish. She knows how to have fun and be happy, yet is completely aware of what's going on and understands trout well enough to talk about it in a proper fashion. Rare type of character that.
Also, she's a Geordie, so kinship ftw.
Quite amusing, always has something to contribute - sometimes it's insightful, sometimes it's random, sometimes it's hilarious - I would say he's a diamond geezer but he doesn't like the colour purple soooooo...
I smurfing do like the colour purple! It's a great colour!
Aulayna: Has excellent taste in television and characters. lol
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Never afraid to speak his mind on issues.
I'll just quote what I already said because it's still true!
Known in the boring physical world as Sam. Known online to be a freight train of sass and flare that's on a one way trip to awesomeville.
This has literally brightened my entire day.
I'm forgiving to those who deserve forgiveness, especially with any mitigating circumstances. Gosh I sound like bleeding thesaurus. "Mitigating".
Sam
Anyway, above poster. Sam is a lovely, vivacious detective who has a nose for lies and and penchant for Doctor Who. She is a real go-getter, and a lovely adult carer to her male patients and is an absolute credit to EoFF.
Updates: Oh the joys of being cut in....
Aulayna
Aulayna is a underrated, little gem of a member here. She is always active in EoFF, her articles are good and I love reading her blog! Not to mention, some of the jokes she comes out with are bleeding hilarious.