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    Default Kiss me and stop this st-st-st-st-stuttering

    So how many people who stutter actually have the ability to sing coherently? Why?
    Why don't they develop a way to sing everything they want to say?

    My mom just asked me to pretend I walked into the store and ask for help finding lettuce. I sung it. It sounds a little creepy to instantly burst into song for no apparent reason, but stuttering just takes forever.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    It's interesting that stuttering does not affect singing.

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    I am the worst stutterer. Were I to actually type as I was stuttering, you'd slap me silly. I honestly cannot stand the sound of my own voice.

    At least I don't stammer in my typing.


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    Isn't there a difference between a stutter and a stammer?

    One of my best friends growing up had a really pronounced stutter. It was whatever. Didn't bother me.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Cause everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact
    Don't let nothing hold you back
    If the Scatman can do it
    So can you
    Everybody says that the Scatman stutters
    But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
    But what you don't know
    I'm gonna tell you right now
    That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
    Yo, I'm the Scatman
    Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman.

    Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
    Try to change the seasons if they could
    The state of the condition
    Insults my intuition
    And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you
    As a matter of fact
    Don't let nothing hold you back
    If the Scatman can do it, brother
    So can you, I'm the Scatman.

    badabadaba BEEEE bop dee bada boo

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    I stammer sometimes. Can't just spit out the word that I want.

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    Depending on how nervous or anxious I am, I can stutter/stammer a lot.

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    I stammer like a schizophrenic donkey when I'm doing a sixth form presentation. My stammer really gets me down, and it gets to the point where if my class teacher is asking the group a question like:

    "what is a xerophyte?"

    I know the answer, but I don't want to say it. Ever.


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