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    Default WILTY? Game 1 Audience Thread

    ITT discuss the ongoing game of Would I Lie To You?, preferably to mock the players.

    The players aren't allowed to view this thread while play is ongoing, but they'll be able to come back and read it afterwards, so don't say anything you'd be upset if they knew you said

    But wait, there's more! There's a prize up for grabs for audience members. As play proceeds, you can make predictions of your own; use the same tags as the captains (##Vote: Lie and ##Vote: Truth). Your first vote in each phase will be tabulated, and whoever gets the most correct guesses wins 100 gil from me (This isn't an official award, so you'll have to open a trade in Triple Triad to claim). If there's a 2-way tie, I'll post a tie-breaker statement of my own, but if there's more than 3 people with the same number of correct guesses, random.org will decide the winner in the interest of expedience.

    EDIT: Audience predictions for each phase have to be sent before the captain's official vote; I'll check timestamps, though, and if a prediction is made less than 5 minutes after the official vote, I'll assume you were typing when the official vote went in and count it.

    This is the trial run of WILTY? to decide if a) this should become a recurring event on an annual or bi-annual basis, and b) if so, how many games per run should be played. If you have input on whether you want this to recur and/or how many games, post it in here. The final decision on that goes to the Events Committee, but any input makes the decision easier to make.

    Predictions Tally
    Psychotic: 0
    The Man: 0
    Uncle Big Hands NeoCracker: 0
    Madonna: 2
    Quin: 1
    Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 12-21-2012 at 05:05 PM. Reason: updated predictions tally

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    The players are a bunch of wankers.

    That'll give em' something to read upon their arrival here.

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    Whatever Raistlin says is a lie

    I mean, I guess I'll wait to see what he posts like a normal person would before actually making a prediction but I'm predicting that my prediction is that he is a LIAR.

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    I don't think Raistlin would refer to it as Scrotum.

    ...I don't know why.

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    I'm glad I know the answer, because I really would not want to do a forums search for +"scrotum" +"raistlin"

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    Neither would I, so I won't bother If someone else does it, feel free to let us know what you come up with
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    What would be really funny is if you sent that to Raistlin to say as a lie, but it turns out he really did have a birthmark on his Scrotum.

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    searching.jpg

    I guess we know what he's searching for.

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    My money's on lie. Raistlin would not send a PM to Bleys telling him anything regarding his wrinkly balls. Then again, he knows that we know he would, so maybe he did?

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    That's blatantly WIFOM, Quin.

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    To elaborate a little, I think if Raistlin was going to say 'Scrotum' he would have been a bit more elaborate and technical with the whole thing.

    Given how short it was, I think he was more likely to just say 'I have a birthmark on my dick/cock/penis' if he was going the simplistic route.

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    I never knew there existed such an acronym. Great film, that.

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    This has officially become horrible.

    I can't even make fun of Wesley now due to the necessity of staying neutral--anything I say could be read as a hint from the only other person who knows if he's lying or not.

    BTW, I set the thread title before I rolled the numbers to pick a statement for him to read. The horrifying implications were not intentional.

    EDIT: it seems I'm fortunate in captains
    Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 12-14-2012 at 05:47 AM.

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    ##Vote: Lie

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    Am I supposed to understand this? I am lost like the passengers of 815.


    EDIT: !!! Oi. Never mind. I figured it out. I should try reading.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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