EoFF Fight Club
The first rule of EoFF Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of EoFF Fight Club is you do NOT talk about Fight Club!
The third rule of EoFF Fight Club...
You get the picture. So let's pretend for a moment that Steve is my imaginary friend and we open a fight club who would you like to fight and who do you think would win?
foa. foa.
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I imagine they'll both punch at the same time and knock each other out at exactly the same time. So draw.
Me. All the other sissy ladies.
I also want to fight foa. I'd want to win, but she'd beat the trout out of me.
Baloki, you're out of the club.
I'll fight anybody and win.
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.
Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I didn't say Anybody, I said anybody.
That's exactly why.Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.
Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense.
It doesn't matter (anyone). It doesn't matter (me).Carnal is much more fun.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Quina and I once started a fight club. It ended badly and I'd rather not go into it.
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Cause you seem like a badass and if I'm going to get the trout kicked out of me I'd prefer to have it be from a badass who knows how to throw a punch!I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.
Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense.
If foa's just going to love me in the brotherly love sense and not the carnal sense while should I even bother?
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