In the true spirit of Fight Club, I choose to fight myself. I would win. And lose.
In the true spirit of Fight Club, I choose to fight myself. I would win. And lose.
I would fight Quin, because he's now French and would just surrender.
The rest of the internet has the Godwin rule, where all discussions eventually lead to Nazis. EoFF has the Steak Rule, where all discussions eventually lead to food.Originally Posted by Pike
Even non-food threads turn into food threads.
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I'm soon to become Chinese, so you watch out! I've got 10,000 completely genuine soldiers supporting me now.
So then it doesn't really matter that you have a black belt, right?In my karate club? NoBut do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.
In my local night club? Absolutely
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
One swift atomic wedgie with pwn you.
Sweet pickles
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Hehe.So then it doesn't really matter that you have a black belt, right?In my karate club? NoBut do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.
In my local night club? Absolutely
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