*gin high fives for rob and bunny*
The first time I ever drank anything I was staying at my hoodrat friend Bailey's house. We were 16 and she had somehow acquired some vodka and we mixed it into blue powerade and drank it and uuuuugh it was so smurfing terrible that I couldn't have very much. She drank herself stupid and went into the bathroom to puke and drop her phone in the toilet while I stayed on the couch watching Poltergeist while her not-age-approproate older brother hit on me.
It wasn't a great night.