Penguins have wings, but they can't fly? Come on!
Hippos can't swim, yet they spend most of their lives in the water?
Discuss things that doesn't make sense.
The World Doesn't Make Sense
Penguins have wings, but they can't fly? Come on!
Hippos can't swim, yet they spend most of their lives in the water?
Discuss things that doesn't make sense.
Last edited by Chris; 01-18-2013 at 12:24 AM.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.
Jowy, buddy, Endor and Chewie are not of this world.
Penguins have wings and use them as flippers. Duh. They fly majestically underwater.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Males have nipples but do not nurse. o__O
I like Kung-Fu.
All of these things have explanation in evolution.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
here is a thought for you: why should everything make sense?
Why does having a slim chance and a fat chance carry the same amount of likeliness?
Because the nipples are developed before the sex of the baby is determinedOriginally Posted by DMKA
You know what doesn't make sense? smurfing platypuses.
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The Who or The Scorpions?
We throw out food when it's moldy, but cheese is a mold!
Evolution is a government conspiracy, man...
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
smurfing magnets.
The tide goes in, the tide goes out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
Chewbacca has an evolutionary explanation?
Haha, this guy. Clearly never took Evolutionary Xenobiology 101. What a scrub.Chewbacca has an evolutionary explanation?
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