Guests: I would take any select four UK-based EOFF members to make travel arrangements as simple as possible.

Starter: Sea Bass with avocado and mango
Main: Stuffed Peppers with lean mince, courgette, tomatoes and garlic
Dessert: Chocolate ravioli with home-made ice cream

Entertainment: I would show re-runs of Fun House with Pat Sharp and of course, the twins...