conversations like this in #eoff, or just everything about Nait in general
This is from June, 2003.

The_Poet = Nait

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Roogle> That girl is crazy xD
The_Poet> Haras!
Kane> Sarah! :o
Nicolas> Sarah!
The_Poet> Sarah -> Haras -> Harass -> her ass!
Kane> Crazy and hot.
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The_Poet> I'm a little love-machine...
The_Poet> Short and stout...
* The_Poet hits Dan with a shovel.
Nicolas> Yup. Your little love machine is short and stout.
The_Poet> Here is my business-card...
The_Poet> Hm hm hmm...
Daniel> Sarah?
The_Poet> Caulifloweeeers and steak.
Daniel> Is that ...Sarah? >_>;;
Daniel> Ah, it is xD
The_Poet> He said, watching nervously around the room.
Daniel> Well, it could have been Sarah.
Daniel> Or Sarah.
The_Poet> "What is she doing here?" he thought to himself. "Hope she hasn't found out about the underwear yet."
Daniel> Or Sarah.
The_Poet> Never before had Daniel had so much joy of his fetish.
Daniel> Shorty, Calypso and Kane's Idle Thought.
The_Poet> Sarah had a marvelous collection, everything from pink and frilly to broidery and leather.
The_Poet> A real fishing spot for him.
Daniel> No >=P
The_Poet> "Oh, hi Daniel!" Daniel was startled. She had caught him unawares.
Kane> Idle Thought? :o
The_Poet> "Oh, hello, Sarah! Howdyodo?"
Daniel> Mandy wouldn't let me- ...
Daniel> *cough* Hi.
The_Poet> "I'm fine, but my clothes are killing me. I've lost all my decent... Garments."
Kane> xDD
The_Poet> Daniel licked his lip nervously. Was she onto him?
Daniel> I wis-
Daniel> Wait, Sarah?
Daniel> I want Mandy to get onto me >=D
The_Poet> "Ah, how unfortunate. I have also been subjected to such loss! Could it be that someone is stealing our knickers and bras?"
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Kane> Don't let bj hear you say that. >=o
The_Poet> "Seems so. All kinds of perverts around now-a-days."
Zell> Heya Mik
Kane> Hey Mik
Daniel> MANDY!
Mikztsu> Hey Zeel, Fetus
The_Poet> Daniel nodded sagely. Aye, such perverts.
Daniel> NOT MANDEE! >=O
Kane> >=o
Mikztsu> It wasn't hard to guess that The poet is Nait.
Kane> xD
The_Poet> How so?
Mikztsu> Can't explain.
Daniel> He's always setting me up with other girls
Kane> Don't stop, finish the story. >:O
Daniel> Hard life.
Mikztsu> But nowbody else babbles things like those
The_Poet> "I've been thinking of contacting the authorities on this matter," Sarah continued, "I've lost over 400 pounds. Bloody thiefs."
Daniel> "And I've had over 400 orgasms" Thought Daniel, grinning to himself.
Daniel> Oh, wait. I'm not telling the story.
The_Poet> "The police'll should get those panty-raiders soon enough," Daniel replied.
Daniel> police should*
Daniel> or just police'll get.
The_Poet> Suddenly, in an unfortunate coordination-fault, Daniel felt how someone trod on his foot, sending him staggering to the ground.
Mikztsu> Interesting.:o
Kane> Oh my, poor Daniel.
Daniel> Ow
Mikztsu> =O
Mikztsu> More
The_Poet> "Oh my," exclaimed Sarah, and took Daniel in the arm as the gentleman who had pushed him was taking the other and apologising.
Mikztsu> :o
The_Poet> "Poor thing," she continued, and took something she thought was a handcerchief out of his pocket, and started to wipe off the champagne on his suit.
Daniel> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
The_Poet> "That's alright, it's nothing," Daniel tried to hurriedly take the handcerchief away... But it was too late.
Kane> >:O
The_Poet> She had noticed the pink colour and frills, and now she looked at Daniel with a thunderstruck expression in her eyes.
The_Poet> "Daniel...?"
Kane> xDDD
The_Poet> The End.
Daniel> *dies*
Kane> NO END
Kane> WHAT'S SHE DO? ;_;
Daniel> SHE RAPED ME.
Daniel> ;_____________________________;
Kane> Yay
Daniel> How was I to know that she had a thing for people with pink, frilly hankerchiefs? ;_;
The_Poet> I was going to say she was buying sex with her silence, but rape sounds good too.
Daniel> It was ...
Daniel> ...*shuts up*
The_Poet> Well, I've been extraordinarily productive today.