What would that EoFFer taste like?

[qwertysaur]

Marshall Banana tastes of strawberry curry.
Rantzien tastes like a nice creamy cheesecake.
Loony BoB tastes of Chocobo and pie (charts)

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I assume qwertysaur would taste like a leafy green salad due to the Ivysaur looking like such a meal.

[Chris]

FOA: Coconut butter. She's white. She's smooth and she's buttery! Just wanna spread her on a bun.

Formalhaut: Peaches. Gentle, soft, furry and juicy. Mmm...

Shorty: Chili. Sensuous, aromatic, spicy. HOT!

...Mmm... Excuse me. I have business to take care of.

[Psychotic]

One time I trapped a bee in an upside down glass and forgot about it. I came back several months later to find the bee was gone and the glass was stained yellow and tasted like dying.

That's how I imagine Tigmafuzz tastes.

[qwertysaur]

I assume qwertysaur would taste like a leafy green salad due to the Ivysaur looking like such a meal.

Careful. Ivysaur is Grass/Poison.

[Formalhaut]

Formalhaut: Peaches. Gentle, soft, furry and juicy. Mmm...

I am both scared and complimented by this. But anyway, who should I taste...

Faris: Faintly salty, just enough to sate your appetite

SoL: Sweet, light, and somewhat indulgent.

Chris: Sweet. Very sweet. And soft. Like eating marshmellows

Lockharted: A tasty, lovely vanilla flavour

Tifa's Boobs: Chocolate and caramel flavoured

Futan: Silky, smooth dark cocoa. Very nice.

White Wizard of Fynn: White chocolate. What a surprise.

DMKA: Strawberry yoghurt flavoured.

Qwertysaur: Like a salad, but laced with sweet arsenic

Lone Wolf Leonhart: Hard to say. I'd guess at some rich meat

[black orb]

>>> Ewwww...

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I like how everyone but me is sweet and easy to go down, Formy

[Shauna]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.

[Aulayna]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.

Closet cannibal here?

[Formalhaut]

I like how everyone but me is sweet and easy to go down, Formy

Hey, we all need some rich protein. May I remind you the wonders of steak? Being compared to steak is a honour Leonhart!

Oh Shauna! I've got just the one for you:

Shauna: Sponge cake.

[Shauna]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.

Closet cannibal here?

...

[Rantz]

Formalhaut: Chicken
Shorty: Chicken
Quinter Wonderland: Chicken
Aulayna: Chicken
Lockharted: Chicken
Loony BoB: Chicken
Tifa's Boobs: Chicken
Mirage: Chicken
NeoCracker: Chicken
Raistlin: Month old chicken
Jowy: Chicken
Mercen-X: Chicken
Del Murder: Chicken
chionos: Chicken
Faris: Chicken
Bubba: Chicken
Pike: Chicken
qwertysaur: Chicken
Wolf Kanno: Chicken
Tigmafuzz: Chicken
I'm my own MILF: Chicken
Psychotic: Chicken
Araciel: Chicken
Futan: Chicken
Chris: Chicken

[Aulayna]

Formalhaut: Chicken
Shorty: Chicken
Quinter Wonderland: Chicken
Aulayna: Chicken
Lockharted: Chicken
Loony BoB: Chicken
Tifa's Boobs: Chicken
Mirage: Chicken
NeoCracker: Chicken
Raistlin: Month old chicken
Jowy: Chicken
Mercen-X: Chicken
Del Murder: Chicken
chionos: Chicken
Faris: Chicken
Bubba: Chicken
Pike: Chicken
qwertysaur: Chicken
Wolf Kanno: Chicken
Tigmafuzz: Chicken
I'm my own MILF: Chicken
Psychotic: Chicken
Araciel: Chicken
Futan: Chicken
Chris: Chicken

(SPOILER)

[Raistlin]

Raistlin: Month old chicken

I am young compared to some of you old farts on staff, thankyouverymuch.