I got in a fistfight with a boy in seventh grade. I punched him in the head and he punched me in the stomach. And got in trouble with our science teacher. I punched him first because he was pushing 6th graders around.

I also got into a fistfight with my sister like fifty times. The most recent was like three or four years ago. She busted my lip and I bruised her face and her ear swole up. That's it.