If you could be adopted and raised my any EoFFers, who would you choose?

[Jinx]

I think I'd be adopted by Clo and Shorty.

They'd teach me all about women's issues, and how to look pretty, and be awesome, and read. Also pets, booze, and weed.

I like how they make me grow up.

[Chris]

Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.

And FOA. I'd teach her how to punch, 'cause now, pretty weak.

[Shorty]

Aren't you a sweetheart! <3 There would be like nine cats in that house.

I think I'd want to be raised by Huxley and Pike. Huxley would tell me every day what a wasteful hippie I was and to either go and get a job or play video games. (...wait... he does that now) which would cause me to rebel harder and delve further into the spiral that is hippydom and Pikey would balance out Huxley's tough love with love and kindness and sweetheartedness. Also, I think that I could get away with animal hoarding under their roof.

[Laddy]

Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.

A gay sex thread derailment not started by me!

[DK]

This is the most horrifying idea anyone has ever presented. I would rather be raised by a pack of wild dogs than any of you.

[Madame Adequate]

I would want to be raised by Raistlin and Shlupquack. Solely to see Shlup's slow descent into complete madness as she lives with Raist.

[Shauna]

I believe Dan has hit the nail on the head in regards to this thread.

[Formalhaut]

Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.

I guess I'll take this as a compliment

Laddy, Reno and me. Hmm. I suspect Reno's idea of telling us how to have fun is probably not appropriate for family viewing.

Not to mention I'm only 17. Granted, legal, but reeeeaally?

[Faris]

This is the most horrifying idea anyone has ever presented. I would rather be raised by a pack of wild dogs than any of you.

Yes. After all, wild wolves raised Mowgli well.

[krissy]

cuch and super millionaire

[Jinx]

You know who I think would be amazing parents together?

Iceglow and Mercen-X.

[Clo]

I'm feeling all buttered up! G'OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A SMACKAROO! :snog:

[Shiny]

I want DK to raise me as his illegitimate love child. :shiny:

There is one condition though: he must wipe my bottom and crotch after I tinkle myself.

[Formalhaut]

Actually, I was thinking of starting a huge EoFF commune and all live together. In this scenario, we would ALL be each other's parents.

[Jinx]

Actually, I was thinking of starting a huge EoFF commune and all live together. In this scenario, we would ALL be each other's parents.

This reminds me

I wouldn't mind being raised by Hux and my sister-mothers, Sarah and Pike.