FF Characters You Would Like To See

[The Man]

-A black badass middle-aged woman romantically coupled with the not-so-hot male white mage in your party whose brother is the handicapped openly gay guy with a massive hardon for the "evil" party member who in turn is in love with the strongest member of the group who is female.

Let's kill the Fuhrer.

I'm disappointed; you passed up the opportunity to make that a perfect Doctor Who reference

I was on my way to a gay gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer. Who's with me?