"Valentine's is just FOUR days away guys! Isn't that amazing? It's got like, pink hearts and trout! And romantic films like The Notebook feature as well! Cool"

or

"Oh great, another cheap holiday filled to the rafters of lovebirds whispering sweet nothings to each other. Pah! Look at those supermarkets and stores capitalising on everything from sickly sweet teddy bears to last-minute cards. Terrible."

So, are you Valentine's Cupid or Valentine's Scrooge? I personally lean towards the happier end to the spectrum, even though I've never had to do anything at all with it in all my life.