I hate Valentine's Day with a passion. Not because it's a stupid, blindly consumerist holiday that people in relationships invest way too much emotion into, but because I run a florist and people are absolutely terrible for Valentine's Day. Never have I seen so many people be so petty, hateful and immature over holiday gifts until I entered this industry.

Seriously, Valentine's Day brings out the worst in people, and even though it's our biggest, most profitable day of the year, I'd gladly give up said profits if it meant never having to deal with another baselessly enraged Valentine's Day customer.