EoFF Conspiracy Theories

[Shorty]

Shorty has rotten teeth.

Well that's just mean

[Agent Proto]

Shorty has rotten teeth.

Well that's just mean

We'll need proof that tells otherwise, and there's no current pictures of you smiling showing teeth. Besides, it's just conspiracy.

[Jinx]

I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

[Del Murder]

I am just another one of eestlinc's second accounts.

[Quindiana Jones]

Everything Steve has said has been true.

[Shorty]

There are plenty of people who have seen my teeth.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I haven't.

[Shorty]

YOU're a conspiracy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Prove it.

[Jinx]

Steve and Paul are the same person.

[Clo]

I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

Either that, or she's imaginary, because wut.

[Tigmafuzz]

Spatvark was actually th-

*shot by sniper*

[qwertysaur]

I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

You forgot that Smitzy is made of the leftover hair

[Chemical]

EoFF is actually an online dating site.

[Quindiana Jones]

For BoB, maybe.